- Arastoo Vaziri: Dr. Brennan said to be especially nice to you when the science was difficult.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: How stupid do you people think I am?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Tell you what, Bones, you know when I was in college, my frat. We stole a cadaver, dressed it like Caesar, put it on statue of a horse.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Would this, by any chance, be a fraternity of sociopaths?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I think you'll find your missing Medical School Cadaver over there.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Where?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sitting in the bleachers. He hasn't moved since we got here.
- Sheriff Tina Mullins: No. That's just campus security. They're always like that. But I'll go check it out.
- Arastoo Vaziri: I have never seen so many foreign objects in human remains. Arrows, marbles, jacks, various coins, cutlery. My best guess is: nuclear explosion just as the victim entered a 99 Cent Store.
- Angela Montenegro: Well, uh, close. He was shot by a blunderbuss, pelted by an angry mob, and then burned.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Now that's what I call team spirit.
- [They look at Cam strangely]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm a wisecracking Pathologist with a dark sense of humor.
- Arastoo Vaziri: Why did you ask everyone to leave. Are we doing something shameful?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. It's just... last time I dropped something from up there, it bounced and hit An
- [realizes his about to mention Angela by name]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: innocent bystander. But no one's here this time.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You want me to come to India with you?
- Jared Booth: Ball's in your court brother.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I have to admit, I'm impressed that you picked her out of a crowd. How did you do it?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: You're not going to believe me anyway. Just going to say I guessed. So have it your way, I guessed.
- [Sweets starts to leave]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. I don't think you're serious. I'd like to know what you saw.
- [the door closes]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah I got that during the part where you said no seven times in a row.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I find that you don't pay attention to the first six.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like someone took a flamethrower to sasquatch.
- Angela Montenegro: Well, this is what he was supposed to look like.
- [Shows Cam a picture of the Mascot]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Someone finally killed a mascot?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What they gotta do is build their frontal lobe with exercise. That comes from doing the wrong thing.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: So your theory is: you've got to be bad to be good?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Exactly. Facts of life my friend.
- Jared Booth: So come as a friend.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: We both know I'm not your friend. I'm your big brother.
- Jared Booth: Yep.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: If you go with him, then he won't be alone. You won't let him be bad. And his frontal lobe will always be the size of a raisin. That's what you said. Makes no scientific sense.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, I said that. Got it.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Do you guys compare penis sizes too?
- Eli Rounder: Only if we're drunk and already naked.
- [the frat bothers look at him]
- Eli Rounder: Guys we agreed...