The sports reporters, assigned to follow the Chicago Cubs to Arizona spring training, lack an original angle. Nostalgic for school day spring-break, the mates arrange 'professional' excuses to join them. Brendan's latest hot pick-up turns out to be burly pitcher Fontenot's girl, working to make her beau jealous. Talented Cub-wannabe Owen Scott steals the show, luckily for the reporters. Written by
Did You Know?
During the initial discussion about striking out a Cubs hitter, Mike writes his own headline about being a Naperville Central Allstar. Two episodes earlier (S03E07, "Facebook The Past") while watching the video of himself singing the Major General song, he said he went to a small all boys school, with a class of only 40. Naperville Central is a large public school of some 3,000 students and almost 300 staff members. See more
Dude, can not get a woman to talk to me. Just because I'm not a ball player? Big deal. What do those guys have that I don't?
Muscles. Talent. Potential. Youth.
Written and performed by John Fogerty See more