Corner Gas (TV Series)

Get the F Off My Lawn (2009)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

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Quotes 

• [Lacey notices that a windstorm has blown two letters off of her "CAFE" sign] 

  Lacey Burrows : Where's my F 'n' E?

  Lady : [with her daughter]  I think we'll eat somewhere else.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, no. No, no, don't leave. I wasn't cursing. I was just talking about the...

  Lady : [leading daughter back to car]  No.

  Lacey Burrows : Aw, sh -

  [cut to opening credits] 

• Lacey Burrows : That was a strong windstorm last night, huh?

  Oscar Leroy : I've seen worse. Wind storm of '85, remember that? Moved the whole town five feet to the left.

  Emma Leroy : Every day a little bit crazier.

• Davis Quinton : You sure you want those letters back? You see, now would be a good opportunity to for you to spell something different. Like... Cake? Cash? Carrots?

  Lacey Burrows : Can't.

• [Davis is on top of the Ruby, replacing the E in "cafe" with a sideways letter M; Lacey, as well as two random men by a car watch Davis work from the parking lot] 

  Wanda Dollard : [entering]  Hey Zorba, when did the Ruby turn into a Greek restaurant?

  Lacey Burrows : Ah, right after Hank took your job.

  Wanda Dollard : ...You corporate fat cats are all the same.

  [she leaves] 

  Dude : Hey, check it out! It's Caf Sigma sorority house!

  Dude 2 : Panty raid!

  [the two men run inside] 

  Lacey Burrows : [to Davis]  Okay, take it down.

  Davis Quinton : But I just moved it!

  Lacey Burrows : Take it down before my customers' panties get raided!

• Lacey Burrows : Hey guys, guess what? I found my "E." It got me out of a real...

  Oscar Leroy : [interrupting her, stammering]  Pickle!... Bind!... Conundrum!

  Lacey Burrows : Not what I was gonna say.

  Karen Pelly : [entering]  Hey guys, don't take Worts Road. They're paving so there's a traffic...

  Oscar Leroy : Block-up!... Clog!... Congestion!

  Emma Leroy : Excuse me, I have to wash my hands.

  [she gets up and exits] 

  Oscar Leroy : Okay, my sweet!

  Lacey Burrows : Oscar, what's with the word blurts?

  Oscar Leroy : I don't want anyone saying "jam" around Emma since Karen turned her into a psycho.

  Karen Pelly : Yeah, I turned her into the psycho... She went ga-ga the day she said "I do"!

  Oscar Leroy : Please, change your mind. Say you picked the wrong jam, declare a mis-taste! My life is in danger.

  Lacey Burrows : She seems fine to me.

  Emma Leroy : [off-screen]  Oscar!

  Oscar Leroy : [quietly]  Please help me. I'm afraid to go asleep at night.

  Karen Pelly : [loudly]  Okay then, you take care! Remember not to say "jam"!

  Lacey Burrows : Yeah... Jam-a! Jammy! Jam-jam!

  [Karen and Lacey walk into the bathroom to see that Emma has trashed it, there are paper towels all over the floor and "jam sucks" has been written on the mirror] 

  Karen Pelly : Emma did this?