The College Conservative group hosts a party in the governator's honor. Ron sucks up to the over-bearing, bromide-spewing kid in charge, Henry must ensure that no alcohol goes to underage kids, Constance takes umbrage at a homophobic joke, Casey is busy texting her impatient husband in Vermont, and Roman wants to get a copy of his film script to Schwarzenegger, if he ever gets there. Problems with the Caucus gifts of a battle-scarred American flag and a box of Cuban cigars get Ron into hot water. Written by
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Constance initially claims she doesn't remember which guest made the homophobic slur, that's why she's going to spit on all the appetizers and not just his. However, a few minutes later she is able to point him out to Kyle. See more
[as he is burning the American flag in order to make it look like it's been through battle
You can be two things in life: You can be an achiever or a fuck-up.
And which one are you being right now?
I'm an achiever!
Well, then, I'm definitely a fuck-up. I gotta say, standing here watching you light a flag on fire in a parking lot... I feel kinda okay about it.