- Dr. James Wilson: [to House] You didn't do anything wrong. You prescribed antibiotics. Any other doctor would've done the exact same thing.
- Dr. Amber Volakis: Any other doctor? Words can hurt, you know?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Chase] I... I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you. That's how I feel right now. But... I don't... know...
- Dr. Robert Chase: I'll wait until you do.
- [starts to leave]
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I ca... I can't know. No... no one knows!
- Dr. Robert Chase: I do.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Chase about Cameron] She married a dying guy. She has issues. You cannot leave her... ever! For any reason, because then you're not just the guy who left her, you're the guy who killed her kids.
- Dr. James Wilson: House, I'll be up in 5 minutes. Then we can talk about how you'd rather be in a coma than in rehab.
- Dr. Gregory House: Actually, if you could be up here in 2, that'd be really helpful.
- Dr. James Wilson: Why?
- Dr. Gregory House: Cause I'm about to put myself into insulin shock.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: That's basically waterboarding.
- Dr. James Wilson: It is pretty radical.
- Dr. Amber Volakis: It's a great idea.
- Dr. Gregory House: Regular radical, me radical or me out-of-my-mind radical?
- Dr. James Wilson: Somewhere between regular and you.
- Dr. Gregory House: So what's the problem?
- Dr. James Wilson: Her?
- Dr. Amber Volakis: Oops.
- Dr. Gregory House: Kutner was secretly a woman. That's why he killed himself... it's Amber.
- Dr. James Wilson: Your subconscious picked my dead girlfriend?
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. My irrational part of my brain works like the rational part of yours. How about that?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] I wasn't in your endocrinology class...
- Dr. Gregory House: You sat next to me. I cheated off you.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I audited your endocrinology class.
- Dr. Gregory House: Why would you?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Because I thought you were an interesting lunatic even then. I'm not here protecting hospital property.
- Dr. Gregory House: These people don't know me. You do.
- Dr. Amber Volakis: She's not your keeper. She has no responsibility for you!
- Dr. Gregory House: I need you.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [pause] Let me call my babysitter.
- Dr. Amber Volakis: [When House is crawling on the bathroom floor to get a pill] You're pathetic. If you want the pill, just send her home, but you can't because that would be admitting defeat to her. Now this is interesting. If you take the pill, you don't deserve her. If you secretly take the pill, you don't deserve anyone.
- Dr. Gregory House: See, problem with speculation is you make a speck out of you and some guy named Lation.
- Dr. James Wilson: [to House] Do you have any other neurological symptoms?
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't think so.
- Dr. James Wilson: Aphasia?
- Dr. Gregory House: No.
- Dr. James Wilson: Memory loss?
- Dr. Gregory House: Nope.
- Dr. James Wilson: Irritability?
- Dr. Gregory House: [snaps at him] Yeah, that one!
- Dr. Gregory House: I acknowledge my subconscious exists. Now go away!
- Dr. Amber Volakis: Saying it is one thing. Living it is another. You're not rational, not completely.
- Dr. James Wilson: [to House] Any other neurological deficit?
- Dr. Gregory House: You don't seem to annoy me as much as usual.
- Dr. Chris Taub: [about the patient] What if we put her on a heart-lung machine?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: She's septic. We don't need a heart-lung machine. We need a blood-vessel-hold-her-together machine.
- Dr. Chris Taub: [When the patient refuses to have her hands and feet amputated due to gangrene] We know what House would do.
- Dr. Robert Chase: House would have never woken her up to ask for consent. If you can't live with the answer, don't ask the question.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You're saying we should accept her decision.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Bold idea, I know.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Maybe we can get the boyfriend to convince her to do it.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Yeah, boyfriends get everything they want.
- Dr. Chris Taub: [to Foreman] Where are you going?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Home. The case is over.
- Dr. Chris Taub: No, it's not. Not until we come up with something that might work. It's a shame that she might die because House has some personal crap to work through.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Technically, if she dies, it's because House has some personal crap to work through and we weren't smart enough to get the answer without him.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to House] Put the phone on the receiver, send the hookers home and get dressed. We've got a case.
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm taking a personal day.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Twenty-one year old star of the New York Ballet collapsed on stage.
- Dr. Gregory House: I love ballet, but as someone may have mentioned, I'm taking a personal day.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Cuddy said get your ass in or you're fired.
- Dr. James Wilson: [When House enters Wilson's office as he is talking to a patient] The door was closed for a reason.
- Dr. Gregory House: Well, now it's open for a reason. We need to talk.
- Len: He just told me I have kidney cancer.
- Dr. Gregory House: Then you'll obviously need a moment to process.
- Dr. James Wilson: [to House] I know that you're afraid of the pain, but electroshock?
- Dr. Gregory House: Don't give me the cancer voice. That overly earnest tone.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] It's late and I'm tired. Can we get to the talking part of this conversation?
- Dr. Gregory House: I quit.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great. My nanny is off the clock at 7:30, so your week off, bigger desk, tighter nurses' uniforms or whatever other stupid thing you're about to demand is going to have to wait until...
- Dr. Gregory House: You can go suckle the little bastard child who makes you feel good about yourself.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [looking hurt] Screw you.