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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) Poster

Quotes

[last lines]

Optimus Prime: In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith, days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet and its people.

Que: Ah, good, you're here. My name's Que. I do hope you have answers for him. I've never seen him so upset!

Lennox: Optimus, you remember Charlotte Mearing, our director of National Intelligence?

[Optimus stays in truck mode]

Dino: He's in a bad mood. He's not talking to anybody today.

Charlotte Mearing: What is this, the silent treatment?

Ironhide: We've seen that and this is not that.

Que: Definitely not!

Ironhide: This is worse. Prime, make something of yourself!

[bangs fist on top of Optimus's cab, Optimus transforms]

Ironhide: He's pissed.

Optimus Prime: [pounds the ground] You lied to us! Everything humans know of our planet we were told had all been shared!

[points to component]

Optimus Prime: So why was this found in human possession?

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Simmons: Years from now they're going to ask us: where were you when they took over the planet? We're gonna say: we stood by and watched.

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Optimus Prime: What your leaders say is true: this was all my fault. I told them whom to trust. I was so wrong.

Sam Witwicky: That doesn't make it your fault, it just makes you human for a change.

Optimus Prime: Remember this: you may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves.

Sam Witwicky: I need to know how you're going to fight back. I know there's a strategy, I know you're coming back with reinforcements, something. I know there's a plan. You can tell me, no other human will ever know.

Optimus Prime: There is no plan.

Sam Witwicky: If we just do what they want, how are we ever going to live with ourselves?

Optimus Prime: You are my friend Sam, you always will be. But your leaders have spoken. From here the fight will be your own.

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Lennox: What the hell was that thing?

Optimus Prime: That is Shockwave.

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Sam Witwicky: [to Lennox] We gotta get Sentinel outta here, he is the key to all this...

Sentinel Prime: Indeed I am! What you must realize my Autobot brothers, is we were never going to win the war! For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made... with Megatron!

[blasts Ironhide]

Lennox: GET BACK!

Ironhide: [rusting away] Sentinel... what have you done?

Sentinel Prime: [to Ironhide] I hereby discharge you from duty!

[shoots Ironhide again]

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Laserbeak: What... did you say... to Witwicky?

Jerry Wang: Oh, shit...

[pulls two guns on Laserbeak]

Jerry Wang: Who wants some chicken dinner now, bitch? Huh? 'Cause somebody messed with the wrong Wang today!

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Simmons: Don't worry, I speak their language.

[doorman opens sliding hatch]

Simmons: Do svidaniya.

Russian Bouncer: That means goodbye!

[closes hatch]

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Sentinel Prime: [mercilessly beating Optimus Prime] We were gods once, all of us! But here...

Optimus Prime: Please...!

Sentinel Prime: ...there can only be ONE!

[raises his lance... ]

Megatron: [attacks Sentinel from behind] This is MY planet!

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Black Ops NASA Technician: We are not alone after all, are we?

Buzz Aldrin: No, sir. We're not alone.

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Megatron: Now, we need a truce. All I want is to be back in charge. Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?

Optimus Prime: Time to find out!

[attacks Megatron and beheads him]

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[Ironhide and Sideswipe vs Crankcase and Hatchet]

Sideswipe: Whoa, we got us a little Mexican standoff!

Ironhide: Weapons down!

Sideswipe: And we'll let you escape with your dignity!

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[a coffee cup hits Shockwave on the head. He looks up, and sees Epps in the skyscraper]

Robert Epps: This evil thing's looking at me!

Shockwave: Driller Bot is thirsty.

[Driller arrives]

Robert Epps: And it even got an uglier Decepticon with it!

Shockwave: [speaks Cybertronian] Commence.

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Charlotte Mearing: CIA's up my ass about this mystery raid in the Middle East. So it's time to come clean. Was your unit involved?

Lennox: Uh, I'm not sure ma'am.

Charlotte Mearing: As director of National Intelligence, I'm a really big fan of intelligent answers.

Lennox: I really can't tell you definitively. These Autobots are like teenage kids, they like to sneak out of the house every once in a while.

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Sentinel Prime: So majestic and peaceful, this planet. Unlike the final days on Cybertron.

Optimus Prime: I've wondered what might have been, if you had fought the final battle instead of me.

Sentinel Prime: Never mourn the past, young warrior. Thanks to you, our race survives.

Optimus Prime: [offers the Matrix to Sentinel] You were our leader, Sentinel. it is your right to lead us again.

Sentinel Prime: In a world I do not know, I am no longer your teacher, Optimus, you are mine.

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Sentinel Prime: Commencing transport.

[activates the pillars]

Optimus Prime: [arriving] Stop! No, no! NO, SENTINEL!

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Sentinel Prime: How doomed you are, Autobots. You simply fail to understand, that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...

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Sentinel Prime: Optimus... all I ever wanted... was the survival of our race... You must see why I had to betray you...

Optimus Prime: [picks up Megatron's gun] You didn't betray me, Sentinel. You betrayed yourself.

[takes aim at Sentinel]

Sentinel Prime: No. NO, OPTIMUS...!

[Optimus fires]

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Buzz Aldrin: You cannot believe what we're seeing...

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[at the Lincoln Memorial]

Starscream: Oh, my master, such a brilliant scheme! So when Sentinel left Cybertron, it was to defect!

Megatron: He was meant to rendezvous with me here on Earth, before fate waylaid us both. The only way to revive him: we needed Prime and his Matrix.

[blasts the Lincoln statue]

Starscream: Excellent strategy!

Igor: [chomping Lincoln's head] Mine! Mine!

Starscream: So, he is now your partner.

Megatron: He is my greatest triumph.

Starscream: So impressive!

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Starscream: Oh, my poor master. How it pains me to see you so wounded, so weak...

Megatron: Spare me, you gaseous sycophant! You know what you are told, which is nothing!

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Simmons: We've go to beak this case down. What we have here, is an astronaut epidemic.

[Points to different photos in turn]

Simmons: MIA, dead, died in a car accident, killed, DOA, car death... it's like these guys can't drive, they can fly into outer space but they can't drive a car.

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Charlotte Mearing: Mr. Witwicky, I thought I made it clear to you that I did not want you calling this phone.

Sam Witwicky: Listen, the whole thing has been a set-up since the beginning! The Decepticons wanted Optimus to find Sentinel because he was the only one who could revive him.

Charlotte Mearing: But we have the space bridge.

Sam Witwicky: Mearing, you have five pillars - I just learned that they have hundreds! You're doing exactly what they wanted you to do! What do you need me to say to you? The Decepticons are coming for Sentinel Prime!

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Optimus Prime: [shoots down the ship attacking Sam and Epps] We will kill them all! Your leaders will now understand: Decepticons will never leave your planet alone. And we needed them to believe we had gone. For today, in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them!

[other Autobots appear]

Sam Witwicky: I saw your ship blow up!

Roadbuster: The ship? We were never in the ship! We designed the damn thing, didn't we?

Leadfoot: We were hidden in the first booster rocket to seperate - splashed down back in the Atlantic, just as planned.

[spits]

Leadfoot: We ain't going nowhere!

Brains: Yeah, no one's exiling us!

Wheelie: The Autobots are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war!

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Leadfoot: Wreckers, kill it!

Roadbuster: This is going to hurt, a LOT!

[the Wreckers dismember a Decepticon]

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[Dino transforms in front of an Eastern patrol]

Dino: [draws his blades] On the ground, per favore. And stay there!

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Dylan: Sam, do as I said, she won't be harmed, you have my word.

Sam Witwicky: I'll kill you, you have my word.

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[Buzz Aldrin and Optimus Prime meet]

Buzz Aldrin: From a fellow space traveller, it's an honour meeting you.

Optimus Prime: The honour is mine.

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Soundwave: Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.

Megatron: And what news from your little assassin?

Laserbeak: Autobots have taken the bait! They've discovered the Ark, and returned with its cargo!

Megatron: You did me a great honour, tracking that ship to the moon. Your human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave. It's time to eliminate loose ends.

[Laserbeak flies away]

Soundwave: Laserbeak: kill them all.

Laserbeak: With pleasure!

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[Bumblebee drops some sprockets]

Carly Miller: Oooh, rings!

[Bumblebee plays wedding chimes]

Carly Miller: I love this car!

Sam Witwicky: Yeah, but Bee. you gotta slow it down. You gotta slow way down, ok?

Bumblebee: [through his radio] "I'm just trying to help out."

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Walter Cronkite: We now have had confirmation of loss of signal from the Apollo 11. The Apollo 11 is, at the moment, on the far side of the moon.

[at Mission Control, someone turns off a transmitter to the news station]

Director of NASA: Neil, you are dark on the rock. Mission is a go. We have 21 minutes.

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Sam Witwicky: [comforting Carly] You're gonna be fine, I promise...

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Optimus Prime: You have made a grave mistake...

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Sam Witwicky: Humans are working with the Decepticons.

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Starscream: Thought you were working for us, BOY?

[Sam fires his grapple at Starscream]

Starscream: [hit] My eye! My eye! I can't see! I can't see!

[starts flailing around]

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Sentinel Prime: You're lucky I didn't kill you. In time, you'll see.

Optimus Prime: ...it's not over.

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Carly Miller: Do you want this to happen?

Dylan: I want to survive, I want forty more years! You think I asked for this? I inherited a client!

Carly Miller: Yeah? Well, when Cybertron's here and we're all enslaved, I guess they'll still need a human leader!

Dylan: Don't jinx me! You want to survive, you listen to me!

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Bruce Brazos: Come on people! Yes, a workmate died, but looking out the window is not going to bring him back! The man was depressed. You can keep watching him but he's not getting up, you all read Humpty Dumpty.

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Sam Witwicky: We got an emergency, you gotta get Colonel Lennox out here. I'm reporting Decepticons! Decepticons are back, you gotta open that gate right now!

NEST Guard: Easy sir, this is Heath and Human services.

Sam Witwicky: Right, packing M4s! What are you protecting? Colostomy bags? Bedpans? Throat lozenges? Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? So you're nurses and foot powder protectors, fantastic!

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Optimus Prime: Why, Sentinel? Why?

Sentinel Prime: For Cyberton! For our home! What war destroyed, we can rebuild - but only if we join with the Decepticons!

Optimus Prime: No, it's not the only way! This is our home, we must defend the humans!

Sentinel Prime: So lost you are, Optimus. On Cybertron we were gods, and here they call us machines! Let the humans serve us, or perish!

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Simmons: Excuse me, excuse me, It doesn't make sense! Can't we get any eyes in there at all?

Charlotte Mearing: They keep shooting down our drones.

General Morshower: They want us blind. But we do have a couple of mini-drones we're going to try.

Simmons: Well, whoever's manning these UAV drones, can we try to redirect them toward Trump Tower? The kid, Witwicky, was on his way to Chicago. Said some point man, human op is there, for the Decepticons! Listen, if I know anything I know this: that kid is an alien bad news magnet!

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Robert Epps: [seeing destroyed Chicago] My god. We came here to find her in the middle of all of that?

Epps Team 'Stone': Are we really going out there Epps?

Eddie: I'm not going in there!

Robert Epps: No one's going in.

Sam Witwicky: I am. With or without you, I'll find her.

Robert Epps: You're going to get yourself killed Sam! Is that what you want? Is that what you want, you came all the way out here to get yourself killed? Listen to what I'm saying!

Sam Witwicky: She's here because of me, do you understand?

Robert Epps: Listen, if you go in this building, that's if she's still alive, there's no way you're going to be able to reach her!

Sam Witwicky: What do you suggest I do?

Robert Epps: It's over. I'm sorry, but it's over.

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Robert Epps: [about Shockwave] That is one scary ass Decepticon!

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Optimus Prime: Get down here, Sentinel!

Sentinel Prime: [draws his lance] Optimus, you forget your place!

[jumps down to meet Optimus]

Sentinel Prime: I bring you Cybertron, your home, and still you choose humanity!

Optimus Prime: You were the one who taught me freedom is everyone's right!

Sentinel Prime: I will retrigger that pillar!

Optimus Prime: Then you'll have to go through me!

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[Sentinel Prime attacks NEST base]

Charlotte Mearing: Sentinel, stop this! What's going on? What do you think you're doing?

Sentinel Prime: I am a Prime, I do not answer to the likes of you. Return what belongs to me!

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[first lines]

Optimus Prime: We were once a peaceful race of intelligent mechanical beings. But then came the war between the Autobots, who fought for freedom and the Decepticons, who dreamt of tyranny. Overmatched and outnumbered, our defeat was all but certain. But in the wars final days, one Autobot ship escaped the battle. It was carrying a secret cargo, which would have changed our planet's fate. A desperate mission, our final hope...

[the Ark flies from Cybertron into space... and is gunned down]

Optimus Prime: A hope that vanished.

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Megatron: The city is secured. The humans cannot stop us!

Sentinel Prime: As the afternoon falls, the rest of the pillars will reach their launch position.

Megatron: This is the victory I've promised you so many years ago where we rebuild Cybertron together.

Sentinel Prime: [grabs Megatron] I have deigned to work with you that our planet may survive! I will never work FOR you! And you'll be wise to remember the difference.

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Sentinel Prime: [fighting Optimus] Always the bravest of us, but you could never make the hard decisions!

[rips off Optimus' arm]

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Cosmonaut Dimitri: Americans were the first to walk on the moon. But the Russians were the first to take images...

[presents a set of photos]

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Ironhide: Decepticon punk!

[sticks Crankcase's spear through his own head and kicks him into a building]

Ironhide: Class dismissed.

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Brains: Autobot Victory! Autobot Victory!

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Megatron: Be gone, insect operatives! Your work is done!

Dylan: [bows] Your Excellency.

[Dylan takes Carly away]

Dylan: [out of Megatron's earshot] He's such a dick.

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Wheelie: No, no, no! Don't leave us! You never leave a Bot behind.

Brains: Aw, Shockwave's coming!

[Both run]

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Starscream: You can't hide, boy!

[Sam and Carly duck into a bus, Starscream shreds the top with his buzzsaw]

Starscream: I love it when your little insect feet try to run!

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[last words]

Starscream: [a boomstick stuck in his eye] I'm going to kick you. I am going to kill y...

[boomstick explodes, blowing up Starscream's head]

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[during the Chicago massacre]

Carly Miller: I guess they didn't tell you about this part, did they?

Dylan: You think I'm at every meeting?... Look, I'm safe. They said I'm safe.

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Soundwave: [grabs Que] You! Your time is up!

Que: Wait! We surrendered! We're your prisoners! Can't we talk this out? We're all a bunch of good chaps! We mean you no...

[Barricade shoots Que]

Que: What'd you do that for...?

[Soundwave shoots Que, killing him]

Bumblebee: Goodbye, my oldest friend.

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[feeding energon to his hatchlings]

Megatron: Oh, don't be greedy, my fragile ones...

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Sentinel Prime: Defenders of Earth: we have come for your natural resources to rebuild our damaged planet. When we have transported all we need, we will leave your world in peace. For such peace to exist, you must immediately exile the Autobot rebels you have harbored. NON-negotiable! Renounce the rebels. We await your reply...

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Lennox: Listen up! You wanna hit back? We're gonna have to wingsuit in. It's the only way to get close. I can't promise anyone a ride home, but if you're with me, the world needs you now.

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Simmons: [about Carly] She lives here? Wow!

[to Dutch]

Simmons: You had your chance to frisk her.

Dutch: I have a girlfriend.

Simmons: Really, what's her name?

Dutch: India...

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Buzz Aldrin: Go ahead, Mr. President.

President Nixon: Hello, Neil and Buzz. I'm talking to you by telephone from the Oval Room at the White House. And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made. I just can't tell you how proud we all are of you. For every American, this has to be the proudest day of our lives. Because of what you have done...

Director of NASA: [Depicting the astronauts as they land on the water] We have splashdown.

President Nixon: ...the heavens have become a part of man's world. For one priceless moment in the whole history of man, all the people on this Earth are truly one. One in their pride for what you have done. It inspires us to redouble our efforts to bring peace and tranquility to Earth.

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Optimus Prime: The ship's name was the Ark. I watched it escape Cybertron myself. It was carrying an Autobot technology that would have won us the war. And its captain...

Charlotte Mearing: Who was its captain?

Optimus Prime: The great Sentinel Prime, the technology's inventor. He was commander of the Autobots before me. It's imperative that I find it before the Decepticons learn of its location. Our Autobot spacecraft has the ability to get there. And... you must pray it's in time.

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Simmons: I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide.

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[Cybertron looms above Chicago]

Megatron: Cybertron... you are saved, at last.

[Carly approaches Megatron]

Megatron: Oh, have you come to surrender?

Carly Miller: Was it all worth it?

Megatron: Obviously!

Carly Miller: All your work to bring Sentinel back, and now clearly he has all the power! It's actually almost tragic!

Megatron: YOU DARE LECTURE ME, SLAVE?

Carly Miller: Your Decepticons finally conquering this planet, and yet their leader won't be you!

Megatron: It will be me! It will always be me!

Carly Miller: In any minute now you'll be nothing but Sentinel's bitch!

[Megatron snarls and rises]

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Simmons: Tell Megatron, "Let's tango."

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Robert Epps: Where are Sam and Carly?

Eddie: Um...

Robert Epps: I give you one thing to do, one thing to do, and you drop the ball on that?

Eddie: I ain't signed up for all this! Got aliens blasting at me, running around, chasing me! I'm ducking through churches and buildings and all that kind of crap! This is bullshit! I ain't signed up for this, Epps. I'm trying to keep it together.

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[Wheelie and Brains end up in the Decepticon mothership]

WheelieBrains: Ohhh...

Brains: This is a total clusterf...

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Sam Witwicky: [pointing a gun at Dylan Gould] Where is she? WHERE IS SHE?

Dylan: You've got some balls.

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Sam Witwicky: [Bumblebee appears, transforms] That's my car.

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Shockwave: [coming out of Driller] Optimus!

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Dutch: [after dispatching some Soviets] I'm so sorry. That is the old me.

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Robert Epps: Snipers, take out their eyes.

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Starscream: [trapping Sam and Carly] What a treat! You and me, alone!

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Bruce Brazos: Come to Daddy. Come on, throw down.

Bumblebee: [through radio] "Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?"

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Simmons: [Wants to impress the Russians with a Russian phrase] Dutch, give me something tough.

Dutch: Eh.

[browses dictionary in panic]

Dutch: Baryshnikov.

Cosmonaut Dimitri: We do speak English.

Simmons: Dutch, you suck.

Dutch: It's a Cyrillic alphabet. It's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator! I don't suck.

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Simmons: Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.

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Laserbeak: [caws] Jerry, you are my favorite.

Jerry Wang: I'll do whatever you want me to do.

Laserbeak: [strokes Wang] I know, but my superiors need me to... suicide you.

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[Crankcase pulls Simmons out and throws him on the road]

Dutch: Oh, mein Gott! I'm fired!

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[Ironhide smashes into Crankcase and Crowbar]

Ironhide: Is there a problem?

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Megatron: Here we are. Fight us NOW.

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Wheelie: Sammy, don't let them take us!

Brains: Don't let them exile us...

Wheelie: It's a Decepticon trap!

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Robert Epps: I still got my NEST friends out there. I'm a round 'em up, we'll find your girlfriend and we're gonna bring this guy in.

Sam Witwicky: Why are you helping me?

Robert Epps: 'Cause that asshole killed my friends too.

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Dylan: NOOOO!

[pulls a gun on Sam]

Sam Witwicky: Dylan, you can't do this, okay?

Dylan: There's only one future for me!

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Ratchet: [to Bumblebee] You fought bravely.

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Wheelie: [coming in out of the rain] Frickin' shorting my circuits out here! It's inhumane, that's what it is! Make us live in a box on a balcony next to a beast? Like a common animal!

Sam Witwicky: Stop, okay? You and your creepy sidekick can't be in here without permission.

Wheelie: According to who? Miss Blondie Blonde?

[climbs on the dog]

Wheelie: Giddyup, little doggie! Ha!

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Wheelie: You know, Sam, I don't know about moving in with this chick. What if she dumps us like the last girl?

Brains: She was mean, didn't like her.

Wheelie: Us guys gotta stick together!

Brains: [sings] We are family! fa-fa-mi-mi-family.

Sam Witwicky: No, we are not family! You're a political refugee, and I have finally found someone who appreciates me for me!

Brains: Well, you tell her that we're not your pets, and we're not your toys, all right? We're an advanced genius alien race just looking for a home!

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Judy Witwicky: Sam, I think for a job interview that you should wear real pants.

Sam Witwicky: I think for life, you should wear real pants.

Judy Witwicky: [Sees Sam's new car] Oh, what happened to Bumblebee?

Sam Witwicky: He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.

Ron Witwicky: Your car has a job, huh?

Judy Witwicky: Stop. What does it change into?

Sam Witwicky: It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma. I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.

Judy Witwicky: No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee... if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.

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Sam Witwicky: The Autobots are off saving the world and I've organized four binders.

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[Optimus arrives at NEST]

Charlotte Mearing: Take a good look, Optimus! This is all your fault!

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Simmons: Well, well, well. Charlotte Mearing.

Charlotte Mearing: Agent Simmons. Former Agent Simmons. So I see you survived Washington.

Simmons: Washington, Egypt, heartbreak. I survive. I will survive.

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Optimus Prime: [tears out Shockwave's eye] You die!

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Sam Witwicky: [pillars start to spark] It's starting!

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Optimus Prime: The enemy's return is certain.

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Sam Witwicky: Come here. Come here!

Bumblebee: [through radio] "Come on, Sam!"

Sam Witwicky: What is your deal, huh? I know your Black Op stuff is important to you and i'm not trying to diminish it or guilt trip you or anything, I just never see you anymore! You can't come to the garage and hang out just one night?

Bumblebee: "Sam, that makes me feel bad."

Sam Witwicky: Well I hope you feel bad, you should feel bad - look at the jalopy I'm driving now - I feel bad every single day!

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[Bumblebee is startled by Carly and crashes into the ceiling light]

Brains: Oh, that was smooth Bumblebee!

Bumblebee: Missed it by that much!

[Hides face embarrassed]

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Charlotte Mearing: These guys are the Wreckers. They take care of the Xanthium. We don't let them off the base much, 'cause they're assholes.

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Sam Witwicky: [seeing Driller coming at them] No, no, NO! MOVE! WE GOTTA MOVE!

Robert Epps: Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit? We're about to be eaten, people!

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Lennox: Epps! Epps, I've been looking for your ass! How you doing?

Robert Epps: Your time is whack! Even worse, we can't get across the river to that building and the Autobots are upstairs surrounded.

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Wheelie: We're in the heart of their ship. Lets give em a little ride.

Brains: Oh we gonna screw this ship up!

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Dylan: Prisoners? You're keeping prisoners?

Soundwave: Yeesss...

Dylan: You need to teach them about respect! This was all business, but now it's all personal, do you understand me?

Soundwave: [laughs] I understand. No prisoners, only trophies!

Que: Bee, I think they're going to kill us!

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Carly Spencer: I love you.

Sam Witwicky: I love you. You're the only thing I need in this world and I'll do anything to make it up to you. I promise.

Carly Spencer: I'm going to hold you to that. Just never let me go.

Sam Witwicky: Promise.

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Jerry Wang: [yelling at Sam Witwicky] This is code Pink, as in Pink Floyd, as in Dark Side of the Moon! Why do you think no one's been there since 1972?

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Optimus Prime: I'm coming for you!

[flies through the Driller]

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Que: This gun is the perfect invention, Ironhide!

Ironhide: Right.

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Optimus Prime: They're surrounding the city to make a fortress so that no one can see what their up to inside. Our only chance is the element of surprise.

Sam Witwicky: [looks at the Decepticon airship] I think I know where to look. So you can fly this thing, right?

[Bumblebee wiggles his fingers]

Sam Witwicky: What is that... What is that? What is that? So-so? So you so-so can fly this. That feels terrible.

Bumblebee: Uh-huh!

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Sentinel Prime: [to Mearing] I will overlook your condescending tone, if you heed the gravity of mine. The Decepticons must never know the space bridge is here. For in their hands, it would mean the end of your world.

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Brains: This is how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team.

Wheelie: Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7-Eleven, dickhead.

Brains: That's right.

Wheelie: A-hole.

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[Wheelie and Brains sabotage the Decepticon ship]

Wheelie: We had a nice run, Brains...

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Lennox: [looking in the Driller's claw] Why was he after this?

Optimus Prime: It's impossible... This is an engine part, from a long lost Autobot ship.

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Que: Wait! I'm not letting you go out there without my urban combat prototypes. They're great inventions for kicking ass! Those are boomsticks, armed in 30 seconds. Grapple gloves for climbing.

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Optimus Prime: Shockwave can't hunt us all at once... Wreckers, we need a diversion!

Roadbuster: Let's get some!

Leadfoot: You got that right!

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Carly Miller: They said... they were shipping resources, to rebuild their planet.

Dylan: Yes. But they need one resource in particular, one native to our planet.

Carly Miller: ...Us?

Dylan: You're very smart. You see, they can't rebuild without a slave labour force. How many rocks out there offer six billion workers?

Carly Miller: What are you talking about? We can't transport people!

Dylan: They're not shipping people. They're shipping their planet here!

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Mailroom Worker: [fiddles with a printer] This is exceedingly Japanese. They never make it easy, do they...?

[Laserbeak transforms and hurls him into the wall]

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Charlotte Mearing: I don't care who you are. If you breathe a word of what you see in here, you will do time for treason. Do you understand me?

Sam Witwicky: I'll take my orders from the Autobots. I know them. I don't know you.

Charlotte Mearing: You will.

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Brains: [watching Carly and Sam make out] Wow!

[snarls]

Brains: Get lucky!

Carly Miller: [shrieks] Get him out of here!

Brains: [is grabbed by Sam and is kicked] Wait. No, no, no, no!

Carly Miller: Oh, he's gross!

Brains: She's good.

Sam Witwicky: Sorry. They're stranded here. Somebody's got to watch out for them.

Carly Miller: Yesterday, that one was in my underwear drawer.

Brains: Did research! Looking real good too! Ha-ha-ha...

[Sam slaps him]

Brains: Ow! No need to hit me!

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[as the Autobots leave in the starship Xanthium]

Sam Witwicky: They're not coming back.

Dylan: We knew it. We just have to make sure they don't come back.

[signals Starscream, who blows up the Xanthium]

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[the Autobots and NEST gather around to reawaken Sentinel Prime]

Lennox: [to Mearing] That's the Matrix of Leadership, the only thing in the Universe that can repower a Transformer's spark.

Optimus Prime: Let us begin... Sentinel Prime, we bid you return.

[drives the Matrix into Sentinel's chest, reviving him... Sentinel grabs Optimus in a deadlock]

Lennox: Hold your fire!

Optimus Prime: Stop! Sentinel, it is I, Optimus Prime!

Ironhide: You are home, Sentinel.

Ratchet: There is nothing to fear.

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[watching Star Trek]

Wheelie: Aw, shit, I seen this one. This the one where Spock goes nuts.

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Roadbuster: You are ridiculous!

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Sentinel Prime: It's OUR world now! Commence transport!

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Robert Epps: Bee, let's do this!

Roadbuster: Bring that pillar down!

[Bumblebee tackles the pillar]

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Optimus Prime: [chasing Sentinel] Autobots, retreat!

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Sentinel Prime: The war... the war?

Optimus Prime: The war was lost. Cybertron is but a barren wasteland. We have taken refuge here on planet Earth. Its human race is our ally.

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Sentinel Prime: Now, it is time for the slaves of Earth recognize their masters. Seal off the city.

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Sam Witwicky: Chicago is Ground Zero, do you understand?

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Sideswipe: Autobots, attack!

Ratchet: Mortar that bridge!

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Bob: What're you doing in my house?

Laserbeak: [shoots him] Just visiting.

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Dylan: The kid who saved the world. You think you're a hero? YOU THINK YOU'RE A HERO?

Sam Witwicky: No, I'm just a messenger.

[knocks Dylan into the pillar]

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Sam Witwicky: [looking at documents] Bee, there's something else going on here. The moon programme, the cover-ups, the assassinations, it's all led to this...

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Megatron: All hail Megatron!

Igor: [hopping around] Masssterr...

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Sam Witwicky: You love it, don't you? I'm just your American boytoy!

Carly Miller: [laughs] I love a boytoy.

Sam Witwicky: Do you know how demoralizing it is that I've saved the world twice and still be groveling for a job?

Carly Miller: People don't know that you've saved the world Sam, I mean I do, I believe you.

Sam Witwicky: Government knows, I mean they could hook me up with a job right here in DC. I should be working with the Autobots otherwise, it's not fair.

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Charlotte Mearing: Our entire space programme of the 1960s was in response to an event...

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Charlotte Mearing: You are not a soldier. You are a messenger. You've always been a messenger.

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Laserbeak: Is your Daddy home?

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Charlotte Mearing: [Repeated line] Don't call me Ma'am, I'm not a ma'am.

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Laserbeak: [shoots Alexi Voskhod] Pleasure working with you!

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Dylan: I liaise.

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Sam Witwicky: [Upset as it seems Bruce won't hire him for the job he wants] I've saved your life twice. I can't tell you how, but you are still alive because of me.

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Dylan: If you want to survive a war, do business with the side that's gonna win.

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Dylan: You chose sides - you chose wrong!

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[a mother discovers her daughter playing with a pink robot... ]

Laserbeak: [transforms] Hello, mom!

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Wheelie: We did it, Brains, we did it! Wreck this ship apart!

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Soundwave: [grabs Carly] You're mine!

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Starscream: [moments after Lennox and Sam falls off from the grappling wire after being cut] I'll kill you...

[his head explodes and his chest, killing him]

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