My Boys (TV Series)
Madder of Degrees (2009)
Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan
Quotes
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Mike Callahan : Look at Hawaii! It's eighty degrees there. That's like... forty...
Kenny Morittori : Seventy-nine.
Mike Callahan : Seventy-nine degrees warmer than it is here. Why aren't we all moving to Hawaii right now?
Stephanie Layne : The humidity makes my hair explode.
P.J. Franklin : There's no baseball team?
Brendan Dorff : The Brady Bunch went there and almost died.
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Stephanie Layne , Mike Callahan , Kenny Morittori , Brendan Dorff , P.J. Franklin : SHUT THE DOOR!
Andy Franklin : And hello to you, too.
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Heather : [meeting the gang] You're hilarious. You must be Bobby.
Mike Callahan : No, I'm Mike. What? Is Bobby the funny one?
Brendan Dorff : He's got a silly streak, man. Yeah.
Heather : You're Mike? Oh, Kenny never mentioned you.
Mike Callahan : Well, smart move. Probably 'cause I'm rockin' the gun show. Mmm!
[poses]
Kenny Morittori : NOW, you're funny.
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Mike Callahan : Dude! You MIGHT wanna work the party more before you break open the pinata.
P.J. Franklin : All right. Take it easy, puka shells.
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P.J. Franklin : Everybody's gone crazy.
Bobby Newman : Like "dancin' in the streets" crazy or like "box of fingers under your bed" crazy?
P.J. Franklin : Somewhere between those two.
Mike Callahan : Yeah, like a happy-go-lucky guy who cuts up squirrels.
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Andy Franklin : Where's my beer?
Mike Callahan : [bartending] Listen, any chance you're gonna sleep with me tonight?
Andy Franklin : Uh, no.
Mike Callahan : Then embrace the back of the line.
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Brendan Dorff : Bingo has got to go-o. All right? He can't hang out here anymore.
Mike Callahan : No way. We're a team, broham. Would you split up Batman and Robin?
Brendan Dorff : Yeah, if Robin peed on the file cabinet.