The Inbetweeners (TV Series)
The Duke of Edinburgh Awards (2009)
Joe Thomas: Simon Cooper
Quotes
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Will McKenzie : I need you to do something for me.
Simon Cooper : Okay. What is it?
Will McKenzie : Have a look at my cock.
Simon Cooper : [confused] Umm...
Will McKenzie : Not in a gay way. It's just that something's gone wrong.
Simon Cooper : I think looking at your cock at all is a bit gay.
Will McKenzie : Please. I'm serious. All my pubes have fallen out.
Simon Cooper : What?
Will McKenzie : I was asleep at school, and I must have had a wet dream because it was all sticky...
Simon Cooper : You spunked in the common room?
Will McKenzie : Yes, but listen. I went home to clean up, and all my pubes came out in the shower.
Simon Cooper : [incredulously] You spunked your pants in the common room during the day when there were people around?
Will McKenzie : [matter of factly] Yes.
Simon Cooper : Then your pubes fell out.
Will McKenzie : Yes!
Simon Cooper : I think this is way out of my league.