It's Will's seventeenth birthday and he is planning a dinner party but it clashes with a more popular bash so that his only guests are Neil, Jay, Simon and Simon's exchange student Patrice. Out of boredom they gate-crash the other party but only one of them is asked to stay and then bedded by the hostess as a sex object. The other four are sent packing. Needless to say none of those four are French. Written by
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[about finding dates for Will's birthday party
Maybe I'll see what Carli's up to.
Not being seen dead with you in a million years, is what she's up to.
Oh, I'm sorry, Russell Brand, who are you bringing again?
Don't worry about me, mate, I'm up to my neck in sluts at the moment. Maybe I'll bring my new fuck buddy along, that little blonde barmaid from the Fox and Hounds.
You pulled a barmaid? Nice!
Has she got any special dietary requirements? It's just I've never cooked for an imaginary woman ...
References Super Size Me
"Girls And Boys In Love"
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