On a field trip to the Dorset coast Jay fails to locate the mythical housewife who deflowers schoolboys, Neil becomes a (paedophile) teacher's pet and Will and Simon fall out over pretty new girl Lauren. To cut their losses the boys take a boat around the bay but Simon falls in and ends up nude in front of the whole coach party with only a sock to cover his modesty. Written by
don @ minifie-1
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This episode takes place in January 2009. See more
The fish was already dead before Neil punched it to death. See more
[a Fish has jumped into the boat
Jesus Christ! How the hell has that happened?
I dunno, it didn't have any bait on it.
Get it out!
It's just a fish.
It's a fucking terrifying, massive fish! Get rid of it Neil!
Girls Who Play Guitars
Written by Duncan Lloyd
and Paul Smith
Performed by Maximo Park See more