On a field trip to the Dorset coast Jay fails to locate the mythical housewife who deflowers schoolboys, Neil becomes a (paedophile) teacher's pet and Will and Simon fall out over pretty new girl Lauren. To cut their losses the boys take a boat around the bay but Simon falls in and ends up nude in front of the whole coach party with only a sock to cover his modesty. Written by
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Did You Know?
On the coach to Swanage, Jay refers to Will as 'Spongebob shit-his-pants', although this episode aired before the one where Will soiled himself in the exam (S2, E6) See more
[after Jay has let off the Emergency flare
Why the fuck did you do that?
To get the Sea Police out!
And say what, "Help, We've caught a fish!"? We're already in the Harbour, What are they gonna do? Tow us four feet closer to the shore?
Written by Mystery Jets
Performed by Mystery Jets
and Laura Marling See more