On a field trip to the Dorset coast Jay fails to locate the mythical housewife who deflowers schoolboys, Neil becomes a (paedophile) teacher's pet and Will and Simon fall out over pretty new girl Lauren. To cut their losses the boys take a boat around the bay but Simon falls in and ends up nude in front of the whole coach party with only a sock to cover his modesty. Written by
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This episode was actually filmed in Littlehampton. See more
The fish was already dead before Neil punched it to death. See more
Are we gonna have to swim back?
[shivering, referring to the sea
It's *very* cold in there.
Just row back; On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.
Do you think you can spare us the bullshit for one minute; while I try figure out how not to die at sea?
A Whole Child Ago
Written by Simon Neil
Performed by Biffy Clyro See more