The Spectacular Spider-Man (TV Series)

Gangland (2009)

Josh Keaton: Peter Parker, Spider-Man

Quotes 

• Flash Thompson : Okay, Parker, here's the deal. You need to make sure I don't say nothing to make Sha Shan think I'm stupid.

  Peter Parker : Uh, dude? Ship sailed.

  Flash Thompson : Shut up! She likes smartness... that and, like, integrity and stuff. So if I say something dumb, you kick me or something.

  Peter Parker : [Gleefully]  For you, pal, anything.

• Silvermane : [after Ock attacks him]  Et tu, Octopus?

  Doctor Octopus : What can I say? An opportunity is an opportunity, Silvermane.

  Spider-Man : [swinging in]  Ah, so that's Silvermane. Wow, a three-way battle to declare New York's biggest jerk. Where do I start?

  Doctor Octopus : Perhaps with your demise, arachnid!

• Silvermane : So this is the Spider-Man that's giving Tombstone and Octopus so much trouble. As yet, I'm unimpressed.

  Spider-Man : You haven't seen me juggle bowling balls while drinking a glass of water.

• Spider-Man : [after crash-landing on a bench]  They are so not making old folks like they used to.

• Doctor Octopus : [restraining Spider-Man]  You will pay the price for constant interference, arachnid!

  Spider-Man : Yeah, I'm kinda broke. How about you pay tonight and I'll owe you one?