Reid Scott: Brendan Dorff

Quotes 

• Bobby Newman : Brendo, here's the thing: If you want to be equal partners with John, you're gonna have to learn to manage him yourself.

  Brendan Dorff : I know, but it's gotten so...

  Bobby Newman : Plus, at this point, you've probably spent more quality time with the guy than I even have. I mean, I'm not even sure we'd still be friends if we hadn't killed that homeless guy together.

• Brendan Dorff : Listen, um, we're equal partners in this, but, um, since we've opened, I've kind of been doing all the legwork, and you're sort of treatin' this like some personal party you're throwin', okay? It's-it's... it's not fair.

  John : I understand what you're sayin'...

  Brendan Dorff : Dude, that's great, because I really...

  John : ...but the fact that I put up ALL the money makes me an equal-LER partner than you. You know? So... there's that.

  Brendan Dorff : You know what? I quit!

• Brendan Dorff : But is he the one with the switchblade? I'll let YOU find out.

• P.J. Franklin : God, makin' new friends is hard. I have a bad feeling we're stuck with each other.

  Bobby Newman : Well, hey, we do cover all the key demographics. I mean, you've got your sensitive-yet-strong modern man.

  Brendan Dorff : The hard-working entrepreneur.

  Kenny Morittori : The guy who can do this.

  [catches a spinning card in mid-air] 

  Andy Franklin : The brother who's afraid to feel his feelings.

  Mike Callahan : And the handsome guy who defuses their jealousy with humor.

  P.J. Franklin : Ooo, when's THAT guy get here?