Jordana Spiro: P.J. Franklin

Quotes 

• P.J. Franklin : [voiceover]  If friends are like family, then friends of friends are like cousins. Some can be cool. Some can be insufferable. It can break either way.

• P.J. Franklin : I know you're new here, but feel free to be embarrassed for him.

• Emily : So, PJ, do you have a boyfriend?

  P.J. Franklin : I do. I do. I'm a little embarrassed to bring him up, though. I actually like him.

  Emily : God, I like my boyfriend, too. We better not tell the rest of them, though. Don't want 'em to feel bad.

• P.J. Franklin : Man, whatever happened to just getting your nails done and bitching about whoever wasn't there?

• P.J. Franklin : Bobby IS nice.

  Stephanie Layne : Oh, I KNOW.

  P.J. Franklin : I mean, birds practically land on his shoulder. Disney would write songs about him magically appearing if you wish hard enough.

• P.J. Franklin : God, makin' new friends is hard. I have a bad feeling we're stuck with each other.

  Bobby Newman : Well, hey, we do cover all the key demographics. I mean, you've got your sensitive-yet-strong modern man.

  Brendan Dorff : The hard-working entrepreneur.

  Kenny Morittori : The guy who can do this.

  [catches a spinning card in mid-air] 

  Andy Franklin : The brother who's afraid to feel his feelings.

  Mike Callahan : And the handsome guy who defuses their jealousy with humor.

  P.J. Franklin : Ooo, when's THAT guy get here?