Jay Leno: So apparently more and more Americans are eating fishsticks. Have you seen this? Have you read about this? Loving fishsticks, kinda makes me wonder, you know? What is everybody, a gay fish?
[the studio audience roars with laughter and two men in the front row fall off their chairs and throw up]
Kyle Broflovski: Jimmy, exactly what part of the fishsticks joke did Cartman write?
Jimmy Valmer: Well, he didn't actually write... any of it.
Kyle Broflovski: Let me guess: you came up with the joke, and Cartman sat on the couch eating Twizzlers?
Jimmy Valmer: Actually, it was potato chips.