In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine. Written by
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An economic crisis has hit South Park and the nation like never before. Another South Park bank has closed down, leaving thousands of people in debt.
It's just crazy, you know? Everyone's affected by it. It's like all the money just vanished.
It's really terrifying. We-we've got no money to pay our mortgage now. We could very easily lose our house!
First the money started going, and now everyone's getting laid off work! They took our jobs!
They took our jobs!
D' took'r jeeeeerbs!