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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) Poster

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Hank: [singing] I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and for you. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! I see giant bees, and I could have told ya: Don't trust Alexander - he's older than Yoda. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! The island that we stand on... Well, it's currently sinking. Sending those secret codes - what the heck were you drinking? But it's all in the past, we wiped the slate clean! We're going to find Nemo's submarine! And you'll think to yourself: What a wonderful world. Oh, yeah...

Alexander: [On Sean's sprained ankle] On three. One...

[Pops ankle back]

Hank: What happened to two and three?

Sean: Yes, what happened to two and three?

Alexander: Two. Three.

Hank: [to Sean] Pop your pecs.

Hank: What in the blue heck is that?

Gabato: That is the finest helicopter in Palau!

Sean: I'd hate to see the worst.

Sean: [Kailani is chased by a giant lizard] Hey, Godzilla!

[the lizard heads his way]

Sean: Oh, crap...

Kailani: [after Sean catches her in her fall, riding a bee] You saved me!

Sean: [proud] Yeah... I guess I did!

[the monstrous bird comes back]

Sean: Or maybe not!

Kailani: Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island!

Sean: Yeah...

[they look at each other]

Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.

Sean: [turns to face Hank, whispering back angrily] I'm not gonna pop my pecs.

Hank: Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You...

Sean: I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

Hank: Do it, do it...

Sean: No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

Hank: She would love it, believe me!

Sean: No...

Kailani: Ahem!

[Sean turns back to her]

Kailani: You two done yet?

Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.

Kailani: [puts her hands around Sean's neck] Thank you. For everything.

[she kisses him]

Hank: [to himself] That works too.

Sean: You know, if we die down there, mom is gonna kill us.

Hank: [to Sean] I'd rather take the Titanic.

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Alexander: Who's up for an adventure?

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Sean: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Hank: the mysterious island.

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Sean: [looking at Kailani] Actually, Hank... Now that I look at it, this chopper's pretty freakin' gorgeous.

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Kailani: Who are these guys?

Sean: Uh... I am a scientific explorer. Hi.

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Sean: Told you it'd work.

Hank: You were right. I can't believe we made it.

Sean: It's Jules Verne, man. You gotta believe.

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Kailani: What was that?

Gabato: It's a scary noise in a dark cave. Keep moving...

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Hank: You know, I think it's best we get out of here. Besides, after that mating call of yours, she may have ideas about making you her husband.

Alexander: Oh, witty. Good for you, Henry.

Hank: [laughs sarcastically] The name's Hank. It's never Henry. Just Hank.

Alexander: Ah. I see you're a man of incisive decision. Why don't you lead the way? Oh, actually, we want to live through the night. Yes. So maybe you should all follow me.

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Hank: [fighting a giant lizard with a flare] Not now, Sean. She's scared!

Sean: No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat.

[the lizard bites the flare]

Hank: That's emasculating.

Sean: Now what?

Hank: Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie.

[clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it]

Hank: I think I just made it worse.

[the lizard growls at them]

Kailani: Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food.

Gabato: I hope she doesn't like food with poop in its pants!

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Hank: It takes a big man to play a little guitar.

Alexander: And a bigger one to listen.

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