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While parked on the dock there is a divider between the pilot and passenger area in the interior of the helicopter. Later during the interior shot on the way to Mysterious Island the divider is gone. See more »
[fighting a giant lizard with a flare]
Not now, Sean. She's scared!
No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat.
[the lizard bites the flare]
Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie.
[clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it]
I think I just made it worse.
[the lizard growls at them]
Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food.
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There is a brief scene of elephants swimming to the city halfway through the credits right before the cast listing. See more »
I cant spoil the story as there is barely any to find. The only one/s who truly earned any coin in this movie are the people who did the trailer, because they managed to put together a clip from the none existent content of the film. Suffice to say, I can bet you the 80 million dollars to that took to make this film that first graders and/or some random drunken people in a bar can come with a better screen play. Its so bad that you can see everyone of the actors in the film can not believe they are actually going through with this scene after scene. Its so excessively dull that I wouldn't even want my children to see it. The ONLY thing you can do to make this film bare-able is to turn of the audio and watch it as a mute film. Anything you could imagine about the dialog would be better. I'm only giving it a 3 because believe it or not I've seen worse ( : And CGI? Maybe we could have enjoyed the CGI if it wasn't crushingly burdened with carrying the dumbest dialog I've seen in years. I'm only wasting my key taps on this "film" on the off chance that this will save someone the waste of time.
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