Dan Humphrey: [Georgina walks in] Okay, someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.
Blair Waldorf: [to Georgina] I don't think Jesus would approve of that.
Georgina Sparks: Well, you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.
Gossip Girl: Four wise men once said, "I get by with a little help from my friends." But in the Upper East Side, there's the added challenge of figuring out who those friends really are.
Georgina Sparks: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair Waldorf: That is a Carrie Underwood song!
Serena van der Woodsen: I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.
Blair Waldorf: Feelings never do. They get you all confused, then they drive you around for hours until they drop you right back to where you started.
Georgina Sparks: I just want to apologize. One of the most sacred acts is the ritual of forgiveness.
Chuck Bass: Why is it when you say ritual, I think human sacrifice?
Serena van der Woodsen: [about Georgina] Chuck, what is she doing here?
Blair Waldorf: Are you trying to have me killed? Bass?
Chuck Bass: She's fine!
Nate Archibald: Shh! Shut up!
Blair Waldorf: Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.
Georgina Sparks: Look, Blair, everyone else has forgiven me. I'm just waiting on you.
Blair Waldorf: Everyone who? And besides, some things are unforgivable.
Georgina Sparks: God will help me find a way to earn your forgiveness.
[Chuck comes out]
Blair Waldorf: Oh, looks like He answers mine first faster than yours.