Chuck Bartowski: How do I know I can trust them? The government wants to keep the Intersect in my head. My father's the only one who can get it out. It's not rocket science.
Sarah Walker: Okay, I know that you don't trust them. But do you trust me?
Chuck Bartowski: ...Yeah.
Sarah Walker: Good. Then I promise you, we're going to find him.
Morgan Grimes: What's the matter Chuck? Your dad's back in town, right? You're dating the hottest slice of the proverbial pizza. And you are best friends with me. Which mean that two out of three ain't so bad, right? Come on! You're the king of the world!
Jeff: I can't leave the Buy More. I won't survive in the real world. I'm institutionalized.
Chuck Bartowski: I've spent the last year of my life being tortured, dangled off skyscrapers, bathed in sewage. Stop me if I've forgotten any glamorous perks of this job. I've continually done everything that you guys have asked me to do. But once my dad gets kidnapped, all you can say is "Sorry?"
John Casey: [after Chuck and Jill get toasted by her father] Congratulation Bartowski, you're now qualified for conjugal visits.
Wally Roberts: And you are?
Sarah Walker: I'm, uh, Chuck's cousin, Sarah. And this is my boyfriend John.
Wally Roberts: Talk about beauty and the beast, huh? You must be loaded.
[Casey feigns a laugh]
Anna Wu: Wow, Morgan they look great.
Lester Patel: I may look good. But I feel like an *idiot*.
Jeff: Anyone sees or hears about this, my rep is ruined.
Sarah Walker: Chuck, you have to realize that there are some people you just cannot trust.
Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, I know that already... I don't trust anyone, except for you. And right now, I need you to trust me. Jill is the only way I'm gonna get my dad back.
Sarah Walker: Chuck, the answer is no.
Dr. Jill Roberts: They were never going to let me go, even if we found your dad, were they? NSA, FULCRUM, CIA, they're all the same. They all lie. They're not going to let you go either, Chuck. Watch your back.
Dr. Jill Roberts: What happened?
Chuck Bartowski: Whe he attacked me, I did the Morgan, and he flew out the window.
Dr. Jill Roberts: Two kills in two days. That Morgan move really is killer.
Chuck Bartowski: Look Jill, there was no deal. I lied to you because at the time, I was willing to do whatever it took to find my father. But not anymore. You held up your side of the bargain, and I'm going to hold up mine. I told you I wouldn't let them change me, and I won't!
Dr. Jill Roberts: Thank you, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski: You should go before they get here.
Dr. Jill Roberts: Okay.
[Jill starts to leave]
Chuck Bartowski: But Jill. Look, you're going to be all alone out there, no friends, no money, nothing.
[Pulls out the ring]
Chuck Bartowski: This is worth a lot. Casey's probably going to kill me.
[Chuck gives her the ring]
Chuck Bartowski: I always dreamt of giving you a ring, Jill, just not like this.
Dr. Jill Roberts: You're sure you can trust them, right?
Chuck Bartowski: Go.
John Casey: Permission to drop the twerp into a deep dark hole, General?
General Diane Beckman: Granted.
John Casey: Huh?
General Diane Beckman: It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.
Sarah Walker: What are you saying, General?
General Diane Beckman: I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!
John Casey: Operation Moron is over?
Chuck Bartowski: I owe you an apology.
Sarah Walker: For what?
Chuck Bartowski: I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA would always put their best interests ahead of mine... But not you. You always looked out for me. Thank you.
Sarah Walker: [pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.
Chuck Bartowski: Why?
Sarah Walker: Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run.
Chuck Bartowski: You're disobeying orders for me. You're committing treason, Sarah. You could go to jail.
Sarah Walker: I know.
Chuck Bartowski: You can't shoot us. Because the whole family will hear it.
Uncle Bernie: You're right, I can't.
[Bernie puts the gun away. Chuck sigh. Bernie picks up a baseball bat]
Uncle Bernie: But I can beat you to death.
Chuck Bartowski: I was really hoping for a third option that did not include death.
Bill Begley: Good news, bad new, Charles. The good news is that your father is too valuable for us to kill. The bad news, you're not! Now step away from that...
[Chuck does the Morgan, and Bergey falls out the window]
Chuck Bartowski: What is it with that move?
Wally Roberts: We were just telling them that the key to a good marriage is trust. Your spouse must be the only person you can always rely on, who will never betray you.