Joe Jonas:
Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.
Mickey Mouse:
Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, haha! See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else the Disney Company looks bad, haha!
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