- Harry Greene: [running into Tao from behind] Watch out, dicknozzle.
- Tao Xu: If you want my attention that badly, why don't you just throw something at me again - like your last remaining brain cell?
- Tara Jones: I'm definitely gay. Kissing you was actually one of the things that made me realize I don't like kissing guys.
- Darcy Olsson: So, how did you two become friends?
- Elle Argent: I was friends with Charlie first and Tao came along as a package deal.
- Tao Xu: Ah! Rude! You're lucky to have me.
- Charlie Spring: [on a triple date] Why'd you agree to come if you thought it'd be boring?
- Tao Xu: Because I'm a very nice and supportive friend, obviously.