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260 out of 355 people found the following review useful:
No Mars, No Mutants, No soul, 3 August 2012
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Author:
Vaughn Fry (Legendary_Badass) from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I'm very much anti-remake. If the original worked, leave it alone. In
the case of the 1990 Total Recall we had what was built to be the
biggest movie yet made starring the biggest movie star around. Yep,
that sounds like a viable candidate for remaking.
In a future where most of the Earth is decimated, Douglas Quaid (Colin
Farrell) can't shake his adventurous dreams. He heads to Rekall where
vacations come in the form of memory transplants. In the process of
becoming his own secret agent, Quaid discovers that his life is a lie.
Wife Lori (Kate Beckinsale filling in for Sharon Stone but doubling for
Michael Ironside and offering the best performance of the film) leads a
chase to capture the awakened Quaid. Meanwhile freedom fighter Melina
(Jessica Biel) attempts to persuade Quaid into finding his true
identity and leading the cause against oppression.
This version of Total Recall does feature some upgrades. Of course
visuals have come a long way. Where the original only had one
computer-animated sequence involving primitive animated X-rays, this
version has all the bells and whistles. There are maglev cars, a myriad
of elevators, and a multitude of future housing developments. The art
direction is noteworthy albeit not entirely original these days. You
can see a frame of the 1990 version and understand immediately what
you're looking at with it's consumer-ready technology; do the same with
this movie and it's another film looking back at Blade Runner. Fight
sequences and most of the action come across as deft, if not too
numerous.
The omission of the plot to free mars creates a chasm of asinine edits.
The people at peril are never characterized. Since they aren't sassy
mutants, there's trouble in understanding the context of early fan
service. Only two inhabitable territories exist in the world. The
Colony as it's called (Australia) fills in for Mars but since it's the
early setting of the film there isn't anything majestic about reaching
it. The film hops between the Colony and the controlling British
Federation with early going ease that it fails to divide acts.
The lack of Arnold Schwarzenegger helps one appreciate Arnold
Schwarzenegger. For someone considered a bad actor, we never actually
won a Razziehe actually got an honorary Razzie for failing to win the
award, but did get a Golden Globe. Like Sylvester Stallone,
Schwarzenegger's typical role, at the time of the 1990 original, exuded
masculinity. However, the difference is in the touches of humor that
always cropped up in the Schwarzenegger films. One can't watch Predator
without shouting to get to the chopper. Transversely Stallone's Rambo
never brings the fun factor. Looking back at the Total Recall (1990),
little touches from Arnold make even the most gratuitous of Paul
Verhoeven gore strangely comical. That odd nature interjects the ardor
today's films overlook. This remake is clinical. No mars, no mutants,
no soul.
263 out of 369 people found the following review useful:
I expected a semi-decent film, and that's what I got, 2 August 2012
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Ben_times_10 from United States
When I heard the news that Total Recall was being remade, I was just as
disappointed as most were out there. However, I never hate a film based
on such a simple principle. Before the release, I was simply curious as
to what direction they were going to take with this film.
I always rate a film on two scales: The technical aspects (an objective
scale), and if I actually liked it (subjective scale). I'm pretty
forgiving with science fiction films so I'll keep my review as
objective as possible.
Pros: The futuristic world that has been imagined for this film was
well designed. Visually, the film is stunning. If you're the type that
reads into the quirky inventions you see on screen, this film is
littered with them.
There were plenty of action sequences, and most of the time the film
gave us eye candy that we haven't seen before. It seemed as though a
general theme in the film (besides "questioning what's real") was
constant play with gravity. This may have been influenced by inception,
but the world turns upside down a few times, and it's visually
interesting.
Cons: The plot. It was there, but not as deep as you would hope for a
"Total Recall" remake. There were a few cool things thrown in there,
but the plot was definitely not the strong point of the film.
The action sequences. There were a lot of positive aspects to all the
action, but the movie seemed to rely too heavily on it. The movie came
off as one giant chase scene, and it became slightly repetitive after a
while. If you like a little meat on your plot's backbone, you may want
to lower your expectations a little bit before seeing this one.
Conclusion: Try not to think of this film as a literal remake of the
original. Think of it as analogous to a band doing a cover of someone
else's song... in a very different style. It lifts the ideas from the
original film, and written source material, but takes a different spin
on it.
In all, I liked it. I had my quips, but it's a movie that I gave a lot
of forgiveness. From what I recall, it wasn't a TOTAL mess.
191 out of 292 people found the following review useful:
Total Rehash, 3 August 2012
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del91 from Penang, Malaysia / Chicago, USA
Fond memories of Paul Verhoeven's "Total Recall" kept coming back while
watching this remake. Arnold Schwarzenegger's screen presence was also
an added plus in the 1990 film, as well as the one-liners, Mars and of
course heaps of bloody violence. If you've seen the original, then you
know how it goes.
Len Wiseman's remake of the same name replaces Arnold with Colin
Farrell, in his first lead action role in years, while eliminating Mars
as the backdrop of the action and replacing it with an overpopulated
Earth where transportation from one corner to another occurs,
literally, straight through the center of the earth. The rugged
subterranean mazes of the red planet is replaced with dizzying
skyscrapers and lots of sleek, flying cars, not unlike Philip K. Dick's
own "Blade Runner" and "Minority Report".
Farrell can act and is definitely a strong action lead and it shows
here, as per the beautiful ladies Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel who
both show off brawn over beauty here. Alas, everything is taken way too
seriously in this version. I have fonder memories of the
Verhoeven/Arnold version where one-liners come post-Arnie-kill. Gone.
Certain characters are trimmed or even cut completely from the
original. Bryan Cranston's Cohaagen makes me miss Ronny Cox even more,
and Bill Nighy's resistance leader doesn't stand out compared to the
1990 film. The best thing the screenwriters did is to combine Sharon
Stone's and Michael Ironside's characters from the 1990 film into one,
and as portrayed by Kate Beckinsale, she kicks serious ass here.
The script is a near complete rehash of the original, save for the
setting and the final act of the film. The scene where Bokeem
Woodbine's character tries to convince Quaid (Farrell) where he's still
in a dream is certainly a standout scene which was very well done.
Alas, the majority of the movie is laced with action sequences and
sensational special effects (seriously, this is CGI porn) that may get
this film a nomination for Best Visual Effects this year. No kidding.
While the editing is fast-paced and the cinematography sleek (with a
little too much lens flare ala J. J. Abrams), the music score by Harry
Gregson- Williams was kind of bland in my opinion. It was just there,
does its job, and I didn't care. Where's Marco Beltrami; or even for
that matter his legendary mentor, the late, great Jerry Goldsmith when
you need them?
Director Wiseman has a knack for action sequences ("Underworld", "Die
Hard 4") and it shows aplenty here. Sadly the script could've been a
whole lot better, but then again, if they had set it on Mars it
would've been a shot-for-shot remake with better characters, but still
I would've loved to see action on the Red planet once again. The PG-13
rating is justified, and there are indeed little homages to the
original, but overall this remake is nothing more than a fast-paced,
popcorn munching good waste of time, with some really nice CGI to chew
on.
However, I'd rather watch the old one again. Arnie has a much stronger
screen presence than Farrell and it is much more ambitious and has more
heart than this sleeker, newer one.
Overall rating: 53%
295 out of 510 people found the following review useful:
Whoever Owns the Film Rights to Philip K. Dick's Stories Should Be Ashamed!, 3 August 2012
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Dan G from United States
The acting was mediocre. In one scene I even felt an actor was having
difficulty with his lines and that's annoying! What's even more
annoying is that the main "bad guy" is a depraved, Teflon-coated,
wonder woman who can easily beat the stuffing out of our hero, despite
the fact he also happens to be a professionally trained killer with
muscles the size of bowling balls. Throughout the entire movie, this
wonder woman just keeps coming back like a pesty stalker. Hardly
getting a scratch until the very end. I was even waiting for her to
start talking like Clint Eastwood! She also enjoyed explaining herself
too much and I was really hoping she would get dispatched ASAP because
her presence was undermining the entire story!
I have to admit I cared about the good guys! I wanted them to win, but
unlike the first Total Recall, I didn't care nearly as much. In the
original film I desperately wanted the good guys to win! In the remake
my feelings were muted. After all the remake has been dumbed-down,
which makes it dull. Sure there's plenty of CGI eye candy and plenty of
Clone Trooper-type guys in body armor getting miraculously mowed down
at every corner. But the story is not edgy in the least! Unlike the
original Total Recall, where you really didn't know if the good guys
were going to win.
And the remake has no message, unlike the original. The original was
about mind-bogglingly oppressive corporate greed and as a result you
felt a wide range of strong emotions! So much was a stake!
I don't like it when a great story is reduced to so many campy clichés!
There was great tension building in the first half of the film only to
fall apart later! It's so obvious Hollywood focus-grouped the
screenplay to death in order to pander to the teen and pre-teen boy
segment of the movie going public! Too bad Philip K. Dick will be
spinning in his grave tonight. Whoever owns the film rights to his
stories should be ashamed of themselves and PLEASE make no more movies
if this is the best you can do! Try to protect the man's legacy,
instead!
198 out of 319 people found the following review useful:
Total let down, 6 August 2012
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phd_travel from United States
This movie is one of those remakes which is not as good as the original
90s version. In other words it was pointless.
There is some continuing action that keeps one mildly engaged but the
story is weak. The Arnie version had a clear and interesting plot with
charm and wit remember "Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're
married!", "Consider this a divorce". Also the climax was grand and
fascinating - the lack of oxygen bug eyed thing.
There are some vast multi level future cities that resemble an
overcrowded Hong Kong or Shanghai. But the chase routines that race
through them are repetitive after a while.
Kate Beckinsale's character kept popping back too many times and there
is no reason why she is so relentless. Maybe just because her husband
is the director. It was nice to see Jessica Biel in a big budget movie
again. Colin Farrell plays a more regular guy than an action hero which
is good but he doesn't have interesting lines to deliver.
Overall, see this if you want to but be warned it's not as good as the
90s version.
202 out of 338 people found the following review useful:
Total Re-gurgitation, 4 August 2012
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Matthew Phlaum from Oregon
I wish I could recall the last two hours of my life. I really thought this movie would be fun - not good, mind you - but fun. A re-make of an old classic with an even bigger budget, better actors, and today's special effects would be worth 8 bucks. Plus Jessica Biel is sexy as hell. I was rewarded for my rare optimism by poor acting (seriously, the robots were more engaging); cliché dialogue (at one point, the villain actually said darkly, "Go handle it" to his henchman); and unpredictable plot-turns (the audience was kept guessing what the hell was going on). And these were all carefully scripted for the sole purpose of getting to the next action sequence - none of which had anything to do with the original movie. The only call-back to the original title was the appearance triple-titted hooker. No need to explain how the hell a regular human came to have these mammoth milk-monsters, because there are three of them. I should have walked out after they made their five-second cameo. I would have been happier.
105 out of 153 people found the following review useful:
Takes away the good from the original, turns into a dime-a-dozen action flick, 5 August 2012
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jacobconant from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The thing that made the old Total Recall so great was that it kept a
certain level of fun going throughout the whole film. It threw Doug
Quaid through several crazy challenges and turnarounds in the story. It
was enjoyable to watch, and totally intrigued the viewer. It was campy.
It was, all in all, a great movie.
This remake forgot the entire element of fun, and instead replaced it
with what the producers probably thought people wanted to see: more
explosions.
It's just, simply put, bleh.
It's not very fun to watch. It's actually pretty boring in the scenes
where there isn't action, and the scenes where there is action, it
begins to get old very quickly.
I don't ever feel like it's my place to critique another person's
acting, but there are a few exceptions. Farrell just doesn't seem like
a great Quaid. He kind of just takes everything that is thrown at him,
and gets over it. Schwarzenegger was thrown into the action and was
always surprised with what came next. He wasn't ever ready, and that
showed. It made it more exciting! Farrell always kind of keeps that
"yeah, I'm a secret agent? okay." attitude going the entire movie.
The last thing: You have almost no doubt that Quaid is actually a
secret agent in this one. The old one actually had you thinking it was
possible that he was still back at Rekall; whereas the remake spells it
out in the beginning: He is a secret agent. That's it. End of story.
The point of the old Total Recall was that you were never really sure.
Is it all fake? Or is it real? The remake completely missed that
intrigue, which was a big part of the old one.
It will entertain the people who like action, and nothing else. The
substance just isn't there, which is a bit of a letdown. I give it a
four, because it looked pretty.
137 out of 230 people found the following review useful:
A Nutshell Review: Total Recall, 2 August 2012
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Author:
DICK STEEL from Singapore
I guess the floodgates are now open. Adapting Philip K. Dick's stories
are no longer enough, and now a trend may follow either to remake the
films that have already been done, to give it another spin for a new
generation, or how about remaking all of the films starring Arnold
Schwarzenegger, starting from Conan, and now Total Recall. For sure,
Colin Farrell can't step into the ex-Mr Universe's hulking frame in
playing the construction worker turned double agent Douglas Quaid
through what would seem like a fantasy walk in the park for the mind
gone all wrong, but if you'd put away your memory of the past film,
then his outing here would stand out against his recent slate of
projects, bringing him back to action-hero mould even if Len Wiseman's
vision here turned a little bit suspect.
Fans of the original film will see only slight similarities in this
one, since it took on a different adventure altogether after the
familiar introduction. Quaid experiencing a nightmare of a dream only
to wake up beside the sexy wife in Lori (Kate Beckinsale, in a role
played by Sharon Stone previously, in lingerie no less), and finding
that there's probably more to life than just home and work. Enticed by
the fantasy inducing company called Rekall where one can live out one's
fantasy for a fee, Douglas soon discovers he got more than he bargained
for. The contraption's design got brought over, and so did the cult
favourite in the three breasted woman, which Singapore back then didn't
get to see at all because our censors found it offensive and unreal.
The identity mask also has another go, although with less fun, being
solely functional and little else.
But what was sorely missed in this remake, is the quip after quip of
Arnie-isms, those puns made each time Douglas Quaid did something smart
alecky, dispatched an opponent, or just wanted to drawl on something in
his Austrian accent. In the typical Arnie movie, there's always room
for fun, jokes, and those legendary one liners. Here, all we get are
dead serious moments, with the whole look and feel being laden with the
need to feel all gritty. Colin Farrell wears a scowl throughout, being
perplexed and confused about his true identity in Jason Bourne style
complete with mysterious artifacts stored in a safe deposit box, and
having doubts to the role he has to play in the entire battle between
the Haves and Have Nots.
This Total Recall requires that you junk all memories of the
Schwarzenegger film, in order to enjoy the new narrative involving a
chemical fallout across all lands save for Britain and parts of Europe
now being part of a Greater Britain, and Australia, known as The Colony
(yes, some slight historical references here). There's no Mars this
time round, as the story gets set strictly on Earth, involving a
carnival styled train service that commutes between the two
territories, having to pass adjacent to the Earth's core, for some
nifty CG effects involving gravitational force reversal.
CG seemed to be what Director Len Wiseman ordered for the film, with
green screen effects and CG laden landscapes peppering the entire
movie, that makes you wonder about the tagline "What is real?" indeed.
It's big on action sequences and slight on actual story, with pauses
only to allow the film to breathe a little, before embarking on yet
another stunt sequence that involves plenty of running for Douglas
Quaid, and his new found love interest / revolutionary partner Melina
(Jessica Biel), as they escape from rooftops to elevators, pass through
deadly three dimensional elevator shafts and tunnels, fighting their
way past synthetic troopers ala Star Wars. It does get pretty generic
after a while, that these sequences all start to look very much the
same, and probably a Star Wars: Clone Wars episode gone wrong.
Also for the tagline of "What is real?", this remake doesn't really
keep you in suspense in a what is, and what is not thought, because for
this new generation of audiences, Len Wiseman probably considered it
best if everything was spoonfed. So there's no need to guess, and
everything got explained verbatim, that you'd know whether it's real,
otherwise, and just about every plot and character twist being laid out
for all and sundry. Between the two female leads, Kate Beckinsale got
more screen time for obvious reasons, though it's not everyday that we
get to see her in a negative role. It's clearly expanded here, with her
Melina being something of an amalgam of the roles played by Sharon
Stone and Michael Ironside as the relentless pursuer of Douglas Quaid,
adamant in hunting him down and finishing him off, against orders.
Ultimately, Total Recall 2012 is one big amusement park ride. This will
probably be enjoyable for anyone in for an average CG action adventure
extravaganza and have no knowledge of the fun blockbuster the first one
was, but for the rest of us who have seen Paul Verhoeven's version,
this one definitely pales in comparison, in story, action and just
plain fun. And Arnold Schwarzenegger was in his prime then, with big
shoes that didn't get filled this time round.
304 out of 572 people found the following review useful:
Garbage on film!, 4 August 2012
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J Montrose from United States
Total Recall - What a waste of money and talent! Unfortunately, none of
these 2 aspects are a part of this film.
You have high paid actors, 2 female A listers, a highly gross budget,
and a lot of money spent for nothing! I am not sure what the purpose of
remaking this film was for. The Swarzenneger original was a clever and
entertaining film for it's time. If the original was bad, then I would
understand why some studio would have an interest in remaking it.
Building the creativity of the story.
However, the original did it's part and for what market or audience it
was originally intended for, the original did the trick and this is
just a sloppy makeover. A film of this kind has but one purpose - to
hopefully, ride the coat-tails of the original (without really adding
anything clever) in order to try and build up the bank bucks on another
unnecessary sequel. Shame on you!
109 out of 184 people found the following review useful:
No Need to Recall, 5 August 2012
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Catt Jones (cattjones@chixchatonfilm.com) from TX, United States
I was completely exhausted after seeing this film. If you like chase scenes and a lot of action, then this is the film for you. I think that people who have seen the original Schwarzenegger version will not be too thrilled with this film, me included. In the original film there were more mind games while this film is diluted with action sequences. I am not saying that the action parts were not good, there was just too many of them. I have to say that the futuristic look of the United Federation of Britain and The Colony (Australia) was pretty cool; although there were times that I thought that I was watching a video game. Also, the concept that you could travel between the two locations (which are on opposite sides of the earth) in roughly 17 minutes in a tube called "The Fall" was utterly ridiculous. I can't even imagine how fast that thing would have to travel to do what it does. Colin Farrell (Douglas Quaid/Hauser) was not all that engaging. This is not necessarily his fault because the dialog was pretty bland and boring. By the end of the film I really did not care what happened to him, I just wanted it to be over. Kate Beckinsale (Lori Quaid) and Jessica Biel (Melina) were formidable as two butt-kicking adversaries, although I have to say that Kate's character kind of reminded me of the female terminator. She was relentless in trying to track down Hauser. I am always happy to see a woman cast as a tough, larger than life super human. Bokeem Woodbine (Harry) was convincing enough as the best friend, but his dialog was no better than Colin's. I do not think that the film was all bad, but about an hour or so into the film I was wishing that I was back at ReKall. You are definitely going to need an energy drink after you watch this one because you will not be energized after seeing it; you will be worn out. Len Wiseman was definitely not a wise man for trying to redo this film. He should stick with the Underworld series and call it a day. This film really makes me long for Mars and the cheesy special effects in the original. I am giving this film a very weak amber light only because the action scenes were so well done.
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