The Conquest of the Silken Beaver (2009)

Thirteen interconnected stories, ranging from horror to comedy to experimental.



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Sharon Stone (segment "He's Coming to Kill You!")
Peter (segment "Painting by Numbers")
Brian (segment "Painting by Numbers")
Kira Hannum ...
Belfast (segment "Kitty Takes the Rap")
Allison May ...
Trixie (segment "Kitty Takes the Rap")
Charlie Hodge ...
Charlie (segment "Hello, Stranger")
Tony Simon ...
The Bad Mormon (segment "The Bad Mormon")
Lily Doebler ...
Robbie Banfitch ...
Frustrated Jersey Boy (segment "Freakout in Koreatown")
Lori Henry ...
Furious lesbian (segment "Furious Lesbian in a Pizza Restaurant")
Jamie Supiran ...
Crazy guy in snow (segment "She Works in a Woman's Way")
Sage Wise ...
Ignora (segment "Devil Above, Angel Below")
Lee Kyle ...
Splendora (segment "Devil Above, Angel Below")
Tiffany Fletcher ...
Naked woman (segment "If You Were Here")
Will Gardner ...
Sylvester (segment "Kitty Takes the Rap")


Thirteen, quirky inter-related stories. A savage, butcher knife-wielding maniac stalks a bevy of overwrought actresses in a haunted mansion on the edge of town. A bitchy, twenty-something hipster starts turning into a crazy cat lady. A man prepares to open a new nightclub while his shrieking she-beast of a boyfriend subjects him to a never-ending barrage of psychotically queeny remarks. A wandering Mormon goes bad. A happy couple's wedding takes a turn for the worse with the arrival of an evil photographer. An angry loner with mother issues goes off the deep end. A 33 year-old transsexual pimps herself out with a phone sex ad. A furious lesbian trashes a pizza restaurant and narrowly escapes being stabbed by a crazy gay customer. A man must decide whether or not his relationship with a screaming, rubber glove-obsessed boyfriend is healthy. Suspicion and intrigue breed when two ghostly drag queens entertain their zombie-like suitor. A frustrated driver flips out when he can't find a ... Written by Leo Van Der Merwe

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Release Date:

28 February 2009 (USA)  »

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$15,000 (estimated)

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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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