You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

Director:

Rob Hedden

Writer:

Rob Hedden (screenplay)

Genre:

Comedy | Romance

Plot:

An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped. |

Cast

Dave Annable	...	Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee	...	Masha Nikitin
Rob Schneider	...	Ernesto
Mena Suvari	...	Tonya
Kathy Bates	...	Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian	...	Vadik Nikitin
Tia Carrere	...	Lani
Kevin Dunn	...	Agent Ross
Vinnie Jones	...	Brick
Stephen Tobolowsky	...	Plumber
Howard Bishop	...	Agent Meyers
Jeanne Rogers	...	Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'I	...	Tahitian Village Mayor
Theo Coumbis	...	Oleg
Dorian Burns	...	Pirate Dog Owner
Tani Lynn Fujimoto	...	Resort Receptionist
Al Harrington	...	Bar Tender Resort
Allan Okubo	...	Accupuncturist
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Michelle Cornish	...	Zoya
Paul Edney	...	Restaurant / Bar Patron
Joe Fick	...	Mobster BodyGaurd
Celia Kenney	...	Wedding Guest
Duke Kenney	...	Wedding Guest
Paul Klink	...	Club Zagrev VIP Paul
Stephen Meyers	...	Club Guy
Bill Ogilvie	...	Pig Owner
Jordan Segundo
E.J. Snyder	...	Mobster Bodyguard (as Errol James Snyder)
Hudson Taylor	...	Tia carrere's boyfriend
Jordan Kirkwood	...	Gorko Dad (uncredited)

Directed by
Rob Hedden

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Rob Hedden		screenplay

Produced by
David A. Jackson	....	producer
Shauna Shapiro Jackson	....	producer
Gina Watumull	....	producer
Rann Watumull	....	producer

Original Music by
Geoff Zanelli

Cinematography by
Russ T. Alsobrook

Film Editing by
David L. Bertman

Casting by
Michael Chinich
Nancy Nayor

Production Design by
Scott Meehan

Set Decoration by
Camille Komine		(as Camille Hendrickson)

Costume Design by
Robert M. Moore

Makeup Department
Mahealani Diego	....	hair stylist
Kendal Shannon	....	key makeup artist

Production Management
Renee Confair	....	unit production manager
Daniel J. Elder	....	production supervisor: Chicago
Angela Laprete	....	production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Brian L. Keaulana	....	second unit director
Joyce McCarthy	....	second assistant director
Jay Smith	....	first assistant director
Lon Takiguchi	....	second second assistant director
David L. Bertman	....	second unit director (uncredited)

Art Department
Guy Belegaud	....	construction coordinator
Scott Ejercito	....	assistant property master
Serena Rios Flores	....	art department coordinator
Everett A. Galisa	....	leadman
Jeffrey Givens	....	property master
Ryan Hedden	....	storyboard artist
Ali Lanza	....	art pa
Gary Nakano	....	graphic designer
Abigail Potter	....	second unit art director
Isaia Robins	....	greens foreman
Darrell Tachibana	....	on-set dresser
Liloa Wong	....	greens coordinator

Sound Department
Karina Becker	....	foley artist
Karina Becker	....	foley editor
Jessica Gaston	....	adr & dialogue editor
Chris Julian Irwin	....	foley mixer
Chris Julian	....	post-production sound
Tara Paul	....	sound re-recording mixer
John Reynolds	....	production sound mixer
David Scharf	....	dialogue editor
Harry E. Snodgrass	....	supervising sound editor

Visual Effects by
Colin Hubick	....	visual effects supervisor
Chad R. Stephens	....	visual effects artist

Stunts
Craig H. Davidson	....	assistant stunt coordinator
Darin Fujimori	....	stunts
Brian L. Keaulana	....	stunt coordinator
Jake Kilfoyle	....	stunt double
Aden Stay	....	stunt double: Vinnie Jones
Marcus Young	....	stunts

Camera and Electrical Department
Curtis Bradford	....	chief lighting technician
Richard J. Brock	....	first assistant camera
Rick Crum	....	best boy electric
Chris Dame	....	camera operator
Henry Fordham	....	key rigging grip
Jason Garcia	....	first assistant camera: "a" camera
Craig Hoffmann	....	grip
Tommy Lohmann	....	steadicam operator
Christopher Mapes	....	digital imaging technician
Danny Rosner	....	key grip
Alema Ryder	....	grip
Lon Stratton	....	aerial camera operator: Chicago
Lon Stratton	....	camera operator: aerial
Don Tomich	....	rigging gaffer
Carl Wiedemann	....	Steadicam operator: Chicago
Chad Thurman	....	photographer (uncredited)

Casting Department
Katie Piel	....	casting associate

Costume and Wardrobe Department
Kathe James	....	key costumer

Editorial Department
David L. Bertman	....	post-production supervisor
Gadget Bertman	....	post-production assistant
Gizmo Bertman	....	post-production assistant
Matthew Blackshear	....	finishing editor
Michael Cioni	....	digital intermediate supervisor
Jeff Cummings	....	first assistant editor
Steven Dadouche	....	digital asset manager
Katie Fellion	....	digital intermediate producer
Toggy Miller	....	post-production assistant
Mark T. Osborne	....	digital intermediate colorist
Eric P. Steckler	....	post-production coordinator
Oscar Velasquez	....	post-production assistant

Music Department
Gábor Buczkó	....	recording engineer
The Budapest Symphony Orchestra	....	score music performed by
Bruce Fowler	....	orchestrator
Robert Gulya	....	music recording director
Miklós Lukács	....	recording assistant: orchestra
Géza Török	....	conductor
Ozgur Zoral	....	assistant to orchestrator

Transportation Department
Kelly Loo	....	transportation dispatcher
John Reed	....	transportation coordinator

Other crew
Evan Bernardin	....	production assistant: Chicago
Hillary Bibicoff	....	production counsel
Timmy Chinn	....	assistant location manager
David Coennen	....	key set production assistant
Vladimir Cuk	....	Croatian consultant
Elizabeth Elder	....	business manager: Chicago
Liz Faulk	....	production assistant: Chicago
Matt Goldstein	....	set production assistant
Matt Goldstein	....	stand-in
Mike Groner	....	insurance broker
Kent Hamilton	....	insurance broker
Corey Hedden	....	script coordinator
Ryan Hedden	....	behind-the-scenes video
Brandon L.S. Jackson	....	production assistant
Brandon L.S. Jackson	....	stand-in
Drew Jackson	....	production assistant
Ken P. Janik	....	helicopter pilot: Chicago
Elizabeth Jones	....	production assistant: Chicago
Jonathan Klemke	....	production assistant: Chicago
Lisa Lee Mitchell	....	assistant location manager
Dana Ledoux Miller	....	production assistant
Nicole Nakamoto	....	second assistant accountant
Blaise Noto	....	marketing consultant
Jeremy Pinkwater	....	location manager: Chicago
William 'Chico' Powell	....	production accountant
Art Rivers	....	location manager
Cara Shapiro	....	marketing
Ashley C. Smith	....	production coordinator
Amira Soliman	....	production secretary

Production Companies

• Hawaii Film Partners
• Showcase Entertainment
• Luminair Film Productions (Chicago Unit)

Distributors

• Hawaii Film Partners (2012) (USA) (theatrical)
• Eagle Films (2011) (Non-USA) (all media) (middle east)
• Freestyle Digital Media (2012) (USA) (all media)
• Première TV Distribution (2012) (Netherlands) (all media)
• Sunfilm Entertainment (2013) (Germany) (DVD)

Other Companies

• Behind the Scenes Freight  shipping by
• Chapman/Leonard Studio Equipment  camera dollies
• Greenberg Glusker  legal counsel
• Hawaii Media  grip and lighting equipment
• Imagine Post  post-production
• LightIRON Digital  post-production facilities (digital intermediate)
• Prodigy Public Relations  Publicity

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MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for sexual material and references, some rude humor and violence

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Certification:

USA:PG-13 | Germany:12

Filming Locations:

Chicago, Illinois, USA

Company:

Hawaii Film Partners

Goofs:

Continuity: During the car chase the slide on Ernesto's pistol locks back, indicating that the weapon is empty. The next time we see him, he is shooting as though nothing has happened though not enough time has passed for him to reload.

Soundtrack:

Beautiful Stranger

Terrible, a complete waste of time.

OK, it's a romcom, but does that mean it has to be dumb, unfunny, and trite? Obviously those who make such movies feel the movie viewing public must want their romantic comedies made like this. This film was made in 2009 and is just now seeing some viewing light. They should have kept it hidden and maybe burn all the copies. A complete waste of time. You can have as many decent actors in a film, but if the writing is poor and the script is an insult to our intelligence, you get what this film is - a mess! Nothing makes sense here, the acting is terrible but the script is so poor and filled with so many things we've seen before that most of us could write a better story without much effort.