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You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

PG-13 | | Action, Comedy, Crime | 24 June 2011 (Brazil)
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An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

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Bryan Lighthouse
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Ernesto
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Tonya
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Vadik Nikitin
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Lani
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Agent Ross
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Plumber
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Agent Meyers
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Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'i ...
Tahitian Village Mayor (as Willie K. Kahaiali'I)
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Oleg
Dorian Burns ...
Pirate Dog Owner
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An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

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Rated PG-13 for sexual material and references, some rude humor and violence | See all certifications »

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Wedlocked  »

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Vinnie Jones plays Brick - and also played a gangster named Danny Brickwell, a.k.a. Brick in Arrow (2012) season three. See more »

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During the car chase the slide on Ernesto's pistol locks back, indicating that the weapon is empty. The next time we see him, he is shooting as though nothing has happened though not enough time has passed for him to reload. See more »

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Agent Ross: Move away from him... if you don't want to get shot
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Ete Manu Hiri
Written by Kapono Beamer
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Movie without any effort
1 July 2012 | by (Zagreb, Croatia) – See all my reviews

Hi! This is just one of the movies where everything go bad from the start. It seems that sponsorship of one tropical island and shooting on their locations are only purpose of making this movie. When you writing the script you must have some right facts, but that is not the thing in this script. Writer/director has choose some random country for birthplace of lead actress. "Croatian bride Masha Nikitin", with surname that don't exist in Croatia (i have searched) and name is so rare. Nikitin is from "son of Nikita", and it is Russian surname and Masha is Russian name. Why Croatia then? Maybe because father of bride looks and talks like Croatian guy? No, he looks like more like Bulgarian, talks Russian English (you can compare his accent with Goran Visnjic in ER - he IS from Croatia - and look too...). OK, then this is because of joke about coffee in Croatia? No, look at American winning documentary Wow Croatia, where is mentioned that around noon in working time coffee shops are full of people drinking what? Coffey! Because it is bad? No! Because it is good! Lead coffee maker in Croatia, Franck is formed 1892, and in Croatia it is big influence of Italian coffee products and Nestle... And that is just start of the movie. I think i don't need write more...


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