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The Vampires of Bloody Island (2009)

 |  Comedy, Horror  |  2 August 2010 (USA)
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In a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided ... See full summary »

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Ann Barnett ...
Mrs. Trewithen
Rodney Burt ...
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Peter Davis ...
Blue Slimey Demon
Tara Daynes ...
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Caspar De La Mare ...
Derek - Hippy Vampire
Tony Edwards ...
Sheet Creek Ferryman
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Catering Demon
Alison Faith ...
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Marcus Fernando ...
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Rebecca Finlay-Hall ...
Jojo - Hippy Vampire
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Jennifer Grace ...
Vampiress Morgana
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In a crumbling castle clinging to a rocky, isolated Cornish island, Morticia de'Ath, a vampire noblewoman and her henchman, Grunt, are concocting a sinister plan. Aided by misguided alchemist, Doctor N. Sane, they aim to discover the magical cure for vampires to become immune to the deadly rays of sunlight! However, one essential ingredient remains missing, an ingredient only available from an innocent and unknowing girl living in far away London, Susan Swallows. Written by Anonymous

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Vampires, Werewolves and Virgins. They've never been so much fun!

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Vampires in Cornwall
25 March 2010 | by (London England) – See all my reviews

This is a very funny, unpretentious, light-hearted, feel-good film. An affectionate parody of the vampire genre, it manages to go further than the old Hammer films ever did: the body parts served for dinner are particularly revoltingly realistic, and the vampire wenches are absolutely delectable.

Some of the one-liners are memorable: "Oh my head! Who was I drinking last night?" or "If you need anything, scream."

Shades of Monty Python as the evil vampiress Morticia bemoans "It's the one single drawback of being undead. That and crucifixes, the two single drawbacks....." With so many humorous references and comic characters it is a veritable feast of smiles. a must see!


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