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2/10
Non-Believer
nogodnomasters3 January 2024
Warning: Spoilers
This story is inspired by the legend of the South Carolina Lizard man. The film opens with the burning question asked by every parent in South Carolina. Clemson or USC? Households are generally aligned long before a child is ready for college. Poor black children such as Darnell (Sean Earl McPherson) actually attend South Carolina State. During the discussion the vehicle has issues and the lizard man takes out Darnell's parents. Decades later a group of five young adults become tourists in his area. Cleetus (Matthew Baunsgard) runs the local tourist trap. He sends the group camping in the area as per their wishes. The Lizard Man is an acting critic and decides to attack the cast.

This is a "real legend" although I have not met anyone in South Carolina who knows this was a hoax. There has been one sighting by one person. The acting was bad and the script was not great. It is loosely a cabin-in-the-woods type of film. The lizard man stomps in the moist ground swamp sounding like Godzilla.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
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1/10
Legend?
tmccull523 October 2023
How might I put this?

"Legend of the Lizard Man" is SO bad that it makes the Polonia Brothers seem Steven Spielberg. From the acting to the out-of-date sets, clothing, and props,to the special effects, this movie sucks like a nymphomaniacal hooker at a Viagra convention. Not only do we get the usual "victims as seen through the creature's eyes", we also get a view of the victims from the creature's uvula.

This rancid bowel movement of a film makes "Bride of the Werewolf" look like "To Kill a Mockingbird" by comparison. Even if you're bored out of your skull, beating yourself about the head with a ballpeen hammer would be more enjoyable than sitting through this movie.
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