"Chuck" Chuck Versus the Beefcake (TV Episode 2009) - Ryan McPartlin as Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb

Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Yeah, sometimes you gotta play hard to get. Cold and detached is a very powerful aphrodisiac, babe.

Ellie Bartowski : So is abstinence, you want to try it?

Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : [Devon looks at Chuck] Not getting involved.
Morgan Grimes : Uh, why on God's green Earth would he ever, *ever* break up with Sarah?

Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Ask Ellie, it was her idea.

Morgan Grimes : Really?

Ellie Bartowski : What? He said that he didn't think she was the one.

Morgan Grimes : [Morgan sighs] There are a few precious things I know anything about in this world. Chuck's one of them. Believe me, Sarah's the one.

Ellie Bartowski : How do you know?

Morgan Grimes : How do I know? It's all over the kid's face. When Chuck is around Sarah, he is the Chuck we always dreamed of, all right? The Chuck that has the potential to do anything in the world.
Ellie Bartowski : Morgan, what are you doing here?

Morgan Grimes : Chuck didn't tell you? This is kind of embarrassing. My mom is uh, romantically involved with my boss from work. So I need a place to stay.

Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Big Mike's banging Bolonia?

Ellie Bartowski : Gross, honey.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Whoa!

Morgan Grimes : Evening.

Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb : Talk about low hanging fruit!

Ellie Bartowski : Oh my God! I'm going to kill Chuck!

Morgan Grimes : Didn't Chuck tell you I sleep - in the - in the buff?

Ryan McPartlin: Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb