Kelly Taylor: Okay, it's time for your mood chart. Let's see here, it's 9:30. What is your mood?
Erin Silver: Irritated.
Kelly Taylor: Okay, irritated. How irritated, on a scale of one to ten?
Erin Silver: Well, I was at a four. But you asked me that, brought me up to a six.
Kelly Taylor: Six. Okay, then. How would you like to spend your time before bed? Would you like to journal?
Erin Silver: No, I would not like to journal. Nor would I like to use the word "journal" as a verb.
Harry Wilson: [Dixon and Annie are gone for Spring Break] So, just you and me.
Debbie Wilson: Mmm-hmm.
Harry Wilson: How will we pass the time? Oh, I got an idea.
[Harry climbs onto the kitchen table]
Harry Wilson: Sex. Lots of sex, starting now.
Debbie Wilson: Starting later.
Harry Wilson: No, no, no.
Debbie Wilson: I have an assignment for my photography class. I have to line up a nude model.
Harry Wilson: Hubba hubba.
Debbie Wilson: Really? That's your response?
Harry Wilson: One "hubba" too many?
[Donna finishes a phone conversation while driving with Kelly]
Kelly Taylor: Very impressive, Donna. And also illegal. You're not allowed to drive and talk on the phone at the same time anymore without a Bluetooth.
Donna Martin: Are you serious?
Ryan Matthews: [trying to get volunteers for his Habitat for Humanity trip] Don't any of you want to do something different every once in a while? You know, experience something you haven't experienced before? Uh... learn something about yourselves?
Ethan Ward: I'll sign up.
Naomi Clark: [curiously] Seriously?
Ryan Matthews: [surprised] Seriously?
Ethan Ward: Why not? I wanna experience things I've never experienced before. Take a risk for a change.
Naomi Clark: If I said to someone "I can't wait to spend alone time together", and that person said to me "That's an oxymoron", what do you think that person meant?
Ethan Ward: Uh... that it's an oxymoron to be alone together.
Diablo Cody: Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt. I just have to say I love your dress.
Donna Martin: Oh, thank you.
Diablo Cody: I just spent like the whole morning trooping around stores looking for something to wear to this premiere party. Your dress is the first thing I've seen that I actually like.
Kelly Taylor: You're Diablo Cody, right?
Diablo Cody: Yeah.
[Donna looks confused]
Kelly Taylor: Diablo Cody. She wrote "Juno".
Donna Martin: Sorry. Uh, maybe it didn't come to Japan?
Diablo Cody: Oh, no, it did. But they called it "Teenage Mommy Girl".
Donna Martin: No! You wrote "Teenage Mommy Girl"? I loved that movie.
Diablo Cody: Thank you. I love your dress.