Leslie Knope: Why do I want to build this park so bad? Maybe because a pit filled with garbage isn't the best that we can do in America. You know, in Russia they could pretend that pit was a park. Bring their kids down there,'Hey Vlad, uh, look at these rocks. Let's pretend their potatoes. Nikolai, do you want to swim in the dirt?' but not here. Okay? Cause we're a nation of dreamers and it is my dream to build a park that I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday. And they say, 'President Knope, this park is awesome. Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States.
Morgan: Yeah, a park, huh? Sounds like a really good idea.
Mark Brendanawicz: Great. Would you be willing to come to a town meeting and show your support?
Morgan: Absolutely. Now, is this park gonna have a playground or you know, maybe a pool for the kids?
Mark Brendanawicz: Oh, uh, how old are your kids?
Morgan: No kids.
Tom Haverford: Uh-oh.
April Ludgate: I'm gonna put him down as a "yes".
Mark Brendanawicz: Don't do that.