Keith is going through a dry spell. He's unable to get a date, unwilling to play music and uninspired to write any songs. But Danny has found a cure on the back of Teen Pop Magazine: a secret elixir guaranteed to make anyone instantly fall in lust with the wearer. Keith refuses to try it out out of fear of hair-loss, but all the other members of the Partridge family don't mind trying. Written by
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