Life has not been the same since the nanabots re-created Red Dwarf, and now Lister and Rimmer are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game. The only way they believe they have a chance of winning is by sabotaging the opposition's half-time juice with 'Boing', the virility enhancement drug. Needless to say, the match is a fiasco and their punishment is two weeks of spud duty. With Bob the Skutter's help, Lister gets hold of a virus which eats potato skins. It also eats clothing and hai. Written by
Did You Know?
When Lister visits Kochanski's grave, a picture of Mel Bibby
can be seen. Bibby was the show's production designer. He died in 2002. See more
Lister is ironing and has put the tomato he was eating to his right on the ironing board. From one shot to the other he suddenly has the tomato in his hand again. See more
Don't look at me, I ain't going! I'm still in trauma! Look at my suit! It may not pull through!
Find another suit - you're going!
Hey, I'm a cat! Nobody bosses Mr C around! You got that, monkey boy? Or should I explain that one more time for your small monkey brain?
How would you like it if I flushed the entire ship's supply of tuna out of an airlock?
When are we going?