- Johnny Grunge: [to the camera while bleeding during the Public Enemy-Gangstas match] It's better to burn out than to fade away.
- Balls Mahoney: [Before the Balls/Spike-Dudleys tag team match] Hey Chicago, how about we make this a little more interesting. Dudleys, I'm here to give you the receipt that I owe you. So you know what? Tag belts on the line. Chicago Street Fight. And one more thing: Falls count anywhere in the fucking building!
- Joey Styles: [During the Dudleys-Balls/Spike match] Please pardon the lack of objectivity, but, the Dudleys suck.
- Spike Dudley: Mike Awesome, you've been making a name for yourself by putting guys through tables and beating up women. I make my God damn living by getting put through tables and beating up big goofy morons like you. Now get your pussy ass out here!
- Axl Rotten: [In a promo for the Taipei Death Match] The philosopher Plato said, In a violent society there is no justice.