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Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)

Not Rated  |   |  Comedy, Horror  |  2 August 2013 (USA)
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A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rasmus Hardiker ...
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Katy
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Davey Tuppence
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Mental Mickey (as Ashley Bashy Thomas)
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Clive
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Ray
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Tony Selby ...
Darryl
Georgina Hale ...
Doreen
Dudley Sutton ...
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Hamish
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Bank Manager
Phil Cornwell ...
Grainger
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Storyline

This British movie is about a group of inept criminals who decide to rob a bank so they can save their grandfather's retirement home from being demolished by developers. Meanwhile on another building site some workers dig up an old graveyard and they get bitten by the "undead" which sets off a chain reaction. Then the bank robbers are cornered by the police while in the process of the robbery, but when they exit they find that they are all dead as a result of the horde of zombies. They have to get to the retirement home before the zombies do! Written by Michael Hallows Eve

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London ain't big enough for the both of 'em. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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Not Rated | See all certifications »

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2 August 2013 (USA)  »

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I eisvoli  »

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Trivia

The film makers appealed quite extensively via local newspapers in and around London for volunteers to play the parts of the zombies. See more »

Goofs

When they're all getting ready to run out the bank, at first Katy is in front of Davey, then in the next shot as they're running out, Davey is in front, then in the next shot when they're outside the bank, Katy is once more in front of Davey. See more »

Quotes

Andy: What the fuck is going on?
Terry: I really don't know.
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Crazy Credits

Mark Birmingham plays "Some Poor Bastard." See more »

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Referenced in Cinemassacre's Monster Madness: Land of the Dead (2013) See more »

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Grandstand Theme
Written and Performed by Keith Mansfield
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Utterly brilliant - a new cult classic!
25 October 2012 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

So - you liked Shaun of The Dead? The mix of drama, deadpan comedy and in-jokes? You will LOVE Cockneys vs Zombies! There's nothing not to like - great story, well-developed characters, loads of laugh-out-loud moments....

I watched this at the back of the house, downstairs. My daughter was upstairs at the front of the house, listening to music via headphones. And heard me laughing. That's how much fun this film is - I could go into more depth and say how funny Alan Ford is reprising his "Bricktop" role from "Snatch," how great is is to see Honor Blackman kicking ass again - in her mid-80's! and ....oh never mind. Watch, laugh and enjoy....I did! At least a 9/10.....


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