Quotes
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Freddie McLair : [standing next to Effy, she closes her locker and looks at him] Hi.
Effy Stonem : [turns to face him] Hi.
Freddie McLair : You don't mind if I take this locker?
[nodding to a locker next to Effy's]
Effy Stonem : You can take anything if you want it enough.
Freddie McLair : Great. Everything's new I suppose. We should probably, like, you know, all get to know each other.
Effy Stonem : Why?
Freddie McLair : Well um... I don't know. You definitely looked at me this morning, twice. And I just thought, you know, maybe we could get to know each other.
Effy Stonem : I look at lots of people. That doesn't mean I want to get to know them.
[starts to walk away, but turns back]
Effy Stonem : Do you want me to want to get to know you?
Freddie McLair : I... er... I wouldn't mind.
Effy Stonem : Thing is, they want to get to know me too.
Freddie McLair : [Freddie looks over to Cook and JJ, turning back to look at Effy] They're just wankers.
Effy Stonem : They're your best friends.
Freddie McLair : Okay, so they're my best friends.
Effy Stonem : That makes it complicated, doesn't it.
Freddie McLair : I... um... I was hoping not.
[Effy nods]
Freddie McLair : I'm Freddie.
[putting out his hand to shake]
Effy Stonem : [Effy ignores this and walks back around him to her locker] Tell you what, Freddie.
[gets a piece of paper out of her locker and hands it to Freddie]
Effy Stonem : Fill in a form.
Freddie McLair : What's this?
[Freddie takes the paper]
Effy Stonem : A list of all the things were not allowed to do at this college. Like that head director girl said before your bestest mate got his cock out. I was gonna see if I could tick 'em all before the end of the day, but this is much more interesting. First one to fill that out gets to... get to know me. And no cheating, I'll need evidence.
Freddie McLair : OK.
Effy Stonem : [as she walks off] 'Cause I won't fuck a cheat.
Freddie McLair : [calling after her] Sorry?
[Effy looks back at him, then carries on walking]
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Kieran : We've gotta stand up, say our names and a unique fact about ourselves. Right, I'll start. Christ. Uh, I'm Kieran and I hate being a fucking teacher.
[to JJ]
Kieran : You.
JJ : I'm JJ. With regard to mathematic aptitude, I'm in the top 0.3% of the population which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically, my communication, interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles.
Kieran : Yeah, you've stopped me in my fucking tracks there.
[to Katie]
Kieran : Yeah, you.
Katie : I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven.
Kieran : Congratulations.
[to Emily]
Kieran : You.
Emily : I'm Emily. Never had a boyfriend.
Kieran : Shit happens.
[to Naomi]
Kieran : You.
Naomi : I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me.
Effy Stonem : I'm Effy and I think my mum's having an affair.
Kieran : Good one. Shows enterprise.
[to Freddie]
Kieran : What about you, big man?
Freddie McLair : I'm Freddie. I met a girl I liked today. She's like beautiful. That's it.
