- Fred: Aw, look the enemy army.
- The Flashing Blade: Gosh what a big budget. There must be thousands of them. Well, sixteen at least.
- Tall Priest: They've wallpapered over your door.
- Brenda: Oh, I know. It's a running gag.
- Tall Priest: Ha. Ha. Ha.
- Evil Moustache: Now look here, I won't be upstaged by fifteen extras. Let's have a good old fashioned duel to the death. Then, they can name this serial after me. They'll call it the Flashing Moustache! Or perhaps the Flashing Pointy Beard.