Our wizards head up to the Moon while things blow over; the Moon sends a heartfelt plea to Feist in a song; Dr. Matt the Time Gigolo teaches us about the pleasures of time travel. The Moon's dark side chases us back down to Earth.
The REAL Ursula and a werewolf teach us about their lives; Todd the Hawk is introduced and shot down in the skies over Germany, while Summersbane is on his wing.
The wizards attempt a little vacation in the Halls of Healing; reconciliation is sought with Franco's ex-wife Titania; Landlord Dracula pulls some landlord antics and kidnaps our hosts.
We're trapped in Landlord Dracula's dungeon, but still determined to do a talk show. We meet vampires, plus the architect of LD's castle. In the end, LD is convinced to let us go by the power of Margaritaville, and bites Jimmy Buffett.
On the isle of Margaritaville, we learn religion via a born-again Wiccan and leading acolyte/professor of religion from the Pokémon universe. The ugly spectre of colonialism is confronted when Amazons retake what was once Themyscira.
In this special fundraiser episode, raising funds for BLM LA and local mutual aid orgs during June's military occupation, we learn the ins and outs of fart wizardry.
After a couple weeks off, the wizards return to celebrate Franco's birthday at his former castle. Much lore is discussed, reminisces are had, and immortality is confronted.
As America decides the pandemic is over, the wizards play along, but all is not well. Summersbane is still trapped in a mirror of infinite introspection. Michael DeWitt of eBay Power Selling 101 drops by to explore sales and curses.
Nothing comforts better than comfort food; Grimelda Stonehandle teaches how to cook with various ethically-questionable ingredients. Demon lord Bel-Chef-Zzar insists his true passion is baking, and demos a killer cookie recipe.
At Disney World 3 weeks in the future, the wizards show us a post-plague Hellhole. "Belle" realizes she's the ghost of a worker; sentient cat Cat explains what it's like for the newly-aware; a kaiju-sized Donald Duck vaporizes everyone.
The wizards rez themselves in a safe-house beneath the sands of Luxor, after slaying the giant Donald Duck; Kyna recounts her experience with an angelic medium; a mysterious expert in the pyramids explains their nexus of strange energies.
The wizards look to the fae for inspiration; Oberanne explains the ups and downs of life as a blue-collar fairy; Dom the Drink Fairy brings a magical Porty. The horrid statue of Goofy-nubis mummifies us, and Todd the Hawk saves our bacon.
The wizards interview a charming devil; after the horrid statue of Goofy-nubis mummifies us, Todd the Hawk activates a show-saving protocol and inserts our souls into the Cube of Eternal Morning.
Things are perfectly normal: WizWorld has always been a cheerful morning show. The Siren of Magic shows off some mortal illusions; Gorpthe Gribblesby tries to sell us some oddly shoe-like boats. Todd's too drunk to do the weather.
The wizards escape the Cube of Eternal morning...or do they? Things seem fine as they broadcast from Stonehenge, with a visit from old friend Cynthia Weatherwax and an interview with Massistopheles, the New England Devil.
After a harrowing journey through several terrifying alternate realities-including one where WizWorld is pro-JK-we wind up back in reality. More or less. Aslan comes on to reveal he really needs a new job, and the books are all BS.
The wizards need to re-center and re-focus after the past few weeks. They head out into the woods seeking wisdom; encounter a troll who's trying to modernize; and learn nothing from a man hiding atop Barad-Dur.
The wizards head to a party in the Shire for a relaxing 9/11 getaway; they meet with Tanya a party-loving Elf and Thorgola, a Dwarf desperate to leave to a sci-fi universe. Sauron keeps trying to crash the party.
The wizards head to Antarctica to cool off; the goddess Chione gives her POV on climate change, and dishes hot goss on her rivalry with the Sun; mortals at a nearby science outpost suffer a critical failure to notice a shapeshifter.
In this bleeding-edge display of live VFX, Summersbane is captured by Hieronymous Branco, the evil Gamesmaster, and made to face a series of daunting challenges. He nearly vomits, despite being undead. Branco cheats, SB goes to Hell.
Stuck in Hell after the Gamesmaster's tricks, the wizards insist on doing a talk show anyway. We encounter the restaurant manager who wouldn't give Mary a table; Bel-Chef-Zzar loses to Summersbane in a Hell Ones hot wing challenge.
The wizards escape from Hell into a shed, but Summersbane is stuck tiny due to a magical misfire. We're spooked by remorseless killer Chelsea and haunting ghost Ms. Racine. Summersbane makes up some lies about a mummy cursing the show.
The wizards announce they've been bought by Netflix, and celebrate with a Samhain party in their new mansion; they find out immediately that it was a Halloween trick played by the evil Bel-Chef-Zzar. Messages from well-wishers become sad.
Summersbane's on a sidequest to take Todd to rehab; Amoenus consults a criminal expert to plan the heist. The final crew is: Conan the Barbarian, Tiffany Haddish from The Kitchen, Howie from Uncut Gems. Conan O'Brien is needlessly derided.
The wizards pull off the first-ever heist done live on television. The crew is obliterated by a mysterious falling chandelier; a B-team is assembled. They burn the Confederate money after realizing that selling it would make racists happy.
To celebrate our 2nd anniversary, the wizards invite music into the show. Alli the Muse plays her hammer dulcimer and shows off some unusual instruments; Phish Wizard Trey Anastasio lays out the Phishlosophy and invokes a werewolf.
The wizards realize they've not been very occult lately, and dedicate an episode to doing some real magick. Prof. KOKO Nut Jones and the Spectre of Communism help devise a ritual to transform Black Friday into something less evil.
To get into the Christmas spirit, the wizards meet Krampus in a quaint European town. Krampus judges whether we're to be eaten; a wicked witch also faces Krampus' scales. Disturbing things are afoot in the village; will anyone notice?
Since Krampus mostly emptied the village last week, the wizards decide to stay for a while. We meet half-elven Derendel 'Greg' Moonshine, and catch up with Grimelda. In addition, construction begins on a snow golem to replace Todd.
In an effort to expand the brand, the wizards cross over with Party World Rasslin'. Producer Lux gives tips on producing popular lore-based content; then we meet completely a normal man and best a pizza chef Luigi Primo. Tales are told.
On a special Yule, Amoenus and Jeremy have broken into Hogwarts to turn it into a meadhall. Summersbane is in Hell dealing with soul-debt; Cynthia is guest cohost. The Ghost of Hanukkah Recently Past drops by for wisdom and prophecy.
The day after a raucous NYD party at vandalized Hogwarts, Amoenus and guest cohost Cynthia blow the mind of Ultimo Maximo, man out of time. Lady Gaga, live from Chromatica, demos music on an astral plane where the RIAA can't get them.
Summersbane returns to cohosting after a harrowing adventure resolving gambling debts in Hell. He lays out the soul-based economy, explains how he generated counterfeit souls. Barbarian/entrepreneur Rune Ormsson stops by to pitch classes.
Hiding out in an abandoned ritual cave, the wizards hang out with Cynthia; learn about Bel-Chef-Zzar's new "Bel-Cash-Zzar" rebrand; and meet the mysterious King Norcalian with his friend Goblin A. King.
The wizards show off the bloody spoils of their offscreen battling with the cave trolls; Cynthia's now a permanent part of the monologue; we meet Liliana, the first fairy in the Secret Service, and Nastyzekiel, leader of BWAP.
The cave is definitely cursèd; blood rains, an ancient Celtic god gives prophecy, the show goes on. Fresh mono by Cynthia; we meet new pal Chickapea who regales us with a perfect Shakespeare recitation, hear music from the goddess Brigid.
Our wizards fall into a time-loop, caused by a temporal anomaly; Bel-Cash-Zzar gives life-changing financial advice; Cynthia wows with a monologue; and we unveil the incredible HOMUNCULOMONGUS
The wizards gear up for an incredibly sexual Lupercalia, only to be held back by JEFF BEZOS, who was transformed into a Drider. Cynthia survives her monologue; CK bathes in blood; Vanessa loses her sacrifice streak; we destroy Drider Bezos
We give a loving Feralia tribute to late night comedy, alongside the ghosts of Carson, Garry Shandling, Groucho, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Gandalf, and Conan. Cynthia channels Joan Rivers; 90s Rosie calls us cutie pies; and we destroy Dread Leno
After slaying the Drider Bezos, and all the other drama, our wizards take the crew to Mars. Cynthia updates on Mars news; Mars (god) tells us about life on Mars (planet); and Martian friend Googly Bleep-Blorp has a message for tourists
After being assimilated by Peacock, the wizards attempt to soldier on through a new corporatized show. Cynthia Weatherwax becomes Cynthia of 9; Locutus of Peacock has lots of network notes, and Jen Psaki bumps Agatha Harkness as guest.
Returned to Earth, the wizards hide out in a hoard of many treasures. Cynthia provides some news updates, then joins the wizards in answering some mortal magick questions. Bel-Cash-Zzar provides a masterclass in real estate tax avoidance.
We try to celebrate Ostara with Ostara, in the treasure hoard of the dread dragon Ayerpoluzhun. It goes pretty nice; Cynthia does a monologue, Ostara recounts some pranks, and Ayerpoluzhun is nice about the squatting thing. We have to go
Hiding out in Tír na nÓg, the wizards take Cynthia on a hero's journey; she's been assimilated, killed, restored, etc. We reunite her with an old pal Just Jimmy, rising TV star. Jimmy starts to usurp Cynthia, and she winds up hexing them
Overstaying our welcome in Tír na nÓg, we chat with Cynthia, meet Beth the Fairy Flight Instructor, and get a real talking-to by King ObeRon, who big dogs us in every possible way. An absolute alpha of a fairy-king.
We laugh, we reminisce, we get judged by THE COUNCIL on our 1st anniversary episode. We check in with alternate universe versions of Summersbane. The Council decides to spare us and everyone in our audience, and we raise over $1000. Nice.