When an ex-serial killer is released from prison, Jackie and Glenn fear for their safety as Glenn botched up the killer's teeth years ago. Conor purchases a horse trailer and turns it into a bachelor pad, to Courtney's disdain.
Glenn is forced to strip to pay off his debts after trying too hard to impress Jackie's father. Conor tries to kick his addiction to second-hand smoke and is handcuffed to an international spy as part of a recovery program.
Due to her acute road rage, Jackie is forced to attend anger management and finds release from her stress by joining a roller derby team. Courtney decides to sell cheese steaks made of dog food to the people of Philadelphia.
Jackie tires of raising her family in an RV and talks Glenn into looking into a new subdivision. The family falls in love with the clean and happy neighborhood, but Jackie soon discovers the ugly truth behind the faÃ§ade.
Jackie discovers that her ancestor was accused of witchcraft and sets out to clear her name. Glenn and Conor shipwreck on an island filled with second-tier Kennedys. Featuring:. Ty Burrell and Jim Parsons
A masseuse accidently turns off Glenn's ability to feel pain; thinking he has superpowers, Glenn becomes the Tooth Fairy and fights crime with his sidekick, Karate Boy (aka Conor). Featuring: Sean Hayes
Feeling bored with dentistry, Glenn jumps at the opportunity to swap careers and become a muzak producer in Seattle. Courtney and Wendy find out what it's like to really be sisters and Conor gets a job throwing fish.
Glenn coaches Conor's baseball team in the Little League World Series. Courtney questions herself upon seeing her old assistant, who has become very successful. Featuring: Fran Drescher and Ashley Tisdale.
The family all take jobs as volunteers while in the Volunteer State. But jealousy ensues when Jackie is chosen to be a fireman while Glenn is put on their support squad. Featuring: Fergie and DJ Qualls
A freak accident makes Glenn wake up thinking every day is their anniversary. Jackie plays along, hoping to finally live out the perfect day. Featuring: Jason Alexander, Jonathan Frakes, and George Takei