- Chavo: Half-Breed quit fucking around, get up here! We're looking for a nun. A nun with big guns.
- Half-Breed: You mean, "big guns" like in "Big Tits"?
- Kick-Stand: [about to rape a nun who was taken a vow of silence] I'm going to nail you harder than they nailed Jesus to the cross.
- Chavo: Listen up! There's a vigilante on the streets going around and killing the bad guys. In case you guys forgot, we are the bad guys!
- Sister Sarah: My sins of the flesh are that of the fair sex. Get back on the bed, bitch! We sin today and ask for forgiveness tomorrow...