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Joseph Guzman (written by)
Robert James Hayes II (written by)
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This Sister Is One Bad Mother
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Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. Full summary » | Add synopsis »
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As much as I love my nuns nude and packing heat, Joseph Guzman's Nude Nuns with Guns is one water pistol away from an oversexed skin flick. See more (53 total) »

Cast

  (in credits order)
Asun Ortega ... Sister Sarah

David Castro ... Chavo

Perry D'Marco ... Father Carlittos
Maxie J. Santillan Jr. ... Mr. Foo
Sarah Emmons ... Butch

Aycil Yeltan ... Sister Angelina
Emma Messenger ... Mother Magda

Bill Oberst Jr. ... Brother John
Maz Siam ... Father Bernardo
Xango Henry ... Kick-Stand
Robert Rexx ... Half-Breed
Jessica Elder ... Beverly
Alfonso Castro ... Father Frank
Jose Martinez ... Chinaco
Rene Arreola ... Lobo
Guadalupe Hernandez ... Borracho

Monica Ramon ... Sister Juanita
Yamara Reyas ... Sister Yamara
Amy Noname ... Sister Amy
Sally Powers ... Sister Sally
Ryan Henslee ... Rigo

Deanne Destler ... Sister Karla
Sasha Stuber ... Sister Catherine
Louis Israel ... Stanley
Patty Jo Engels ... Susan

Heather Lynch ... Penny (as Heather Whisenhunt)

Kimberly Ables Jindra ... Sister Mary
Caejar Cox ... Chino
Jessica Bonanni ... Minnie

Prince Moore ... Papa
Lacey Conners ... Daisy
Andrea Fischer ... Patience
Angel Santana ... Pancho
Tiffany Cache ... Charity

Tawny Amber Young ... Temperance
John Dabbs ... Los Muertos Biker
Norman Scherubel ... Los Muertos Biker
Julie Rodriguez ... Chastity (as Julie O'Leary)
Elliot Passantino ... Prospect

Devanny Pinn ... Gogo

Tomas Boykin ... Rev. Doc. Cleophas Aloysius Doolittle

Kenichi Iwabuchi ... Zero
Ramy Al Hamdini ... Murdered John
Amanda Lauren ... Betty

Larry Eudene ... Sal

Ria Huang ... Fang Yen
Oto Brezina ... The Padre

Ivet Corvea ... Mistress Charlotte

Directed by
Joseph Guzman 
 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Joseph Guzman  written by
Robert James Hayes II  written by

Produced by
Ramy Al Hamdini .... executive producer
Robert P. Atwell .... executive producer
Joseph Guzman .... producer
Robert James Hayes II .... producer
Maysam Mortazavi .... producer
Tom Takei .... executive producer
Jamie R. Thompson .... executive producer
 
Original Music by
Dan Gross 
 
Cinematography by
Edwin M. Figueroa 
 
Film Editing by
Joseph Guzman 
Robert James Hayes II 
 
Casting by
Joseph Guzman 
 
Production Design by
Joseph Guzman 
 
Makeup Department
Melissa Anchondo .... additional makeup
Jamie Michelle Hunter .... key makeup artist
Leandra Rivera .... key makeup artist
 
Production Management
Mohammad Mortazavi .... unit production manager
 
Art Department
Mario Maala .... assistant art director
 
Sound Department
Kilyoung Baek .... foley artist
Jason Serrone .... sound mixer
 
Visual Effects by
Jessica Amzoll .... digital compositor
 
Casting Department
Robert James Hayes II .... casting
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Laura Brody .... costumes
 
Editorial Department
Travis Graalman .... additional editor
 
Music Department
Chris Mosqueda .... composer: additional music
 
Other crew
Jewellz Shrode .... production assistant
 
Thanks
Emerson Bixby .... special thanks
Bagdad Cafe .... special thanks
Michael Collins .... special thanks
Quinn Larson .... special thanks
Josue Martinez .... special thanks
Brian McCaughey .... special thanks
Sylvia Ochoa .... special thanks
Andrea Pruett .... special thanks
 

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91 min
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Australia:R (2011) | Canada:18A (Ontario) | Canada:16+ (Québec) | Finland:K-18 | UK:18 | USA:Not Rated
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Factual errors: Several references are made to various nuns service in monasteries. Nuns serve in convents.See more »
Quotes:
Sister Sarah:There is no penance for the hellbound.See more »
Movie Connections:
References American Gangster (2007)See more »
Soundtrack:
He's Loving YouSee more »

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16 out of 27 people found the following review useful.
As much as I love my nuns nude and packing heat, Joseph Guzman's Nude Nuns with Guns is one water pistol away from an oversexed skin flick., 17 February 2011
Author: Rondal Scott from Montgomery, AL

Full of enough eye candy to make any adolescent boy's (or girl's) sex drive go full throttle, the film finds a drug cartel run by a sinister church who see fit to reducing their ordained sisterhood to nothing more than a nudist colony of cheap labor chemists. As the story opens we are introduced to some of the main players in a dope exchange gone horribly wrong. The lone (innocent) survivor is our heroine, Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega), who is subsequently thrown into forced prostitution by the bikers and drugged out of her mind as she "services" the customers.

As fate would have it, however, a kind-hearted doctor (I use that term loosely) named Mr. Foo (Maxie J. Santillan Jr.) releases Sarah from her bondage and flushes out all the drugs from her system. Upon awakening, Sister Sarah reveals that she has received the "word of God" which has entrusted her with dishing out some divine justice on those who did her wrong. Foo then proceeds to arm are with a pair of silver pistols to help her on her mission only to have Sarah put a bullet through his noggin (not cool, man). Thus begins our heroine's journey of hate-fueled revenge served cold and hard with the most translucent metaphor for phallic aggression a lesbian nun can holster.

Though short lived, Mr. Foo is a pretty cool character- equal parts Yoda and Tommy Chong, Foo exudes a hipster charm that helps balance the darker elements of the story. Unfortunately, what follows after his demise is bleak mess of boobs and talking (plus more boobs), with very little scenes of heavenly justice doled out and nowhere did I ever really see any "big guns" (with great exception to scary ass Xango Henry as Kickstand, a Dulé Hill (Psych) look-a-like). When the biggest threat of a film is a black man's genitals as he violates elderly nuns, there's not much else that needs to be said.

In the end, as much as I wanted to like a film with a name as cool as Nude Nuns with Guns it simply didn't push any one boundary far enough. In fact, I couldn't help but think that this was really lost footage from Machete, given the overall borderland motif and bad-ass, Mexican bikers. It even goes so far as to riff on Rodriguez's Planet Terror theme from the Rodriguez/Tarantino Grindhouse double feature. Yes, there are nuns and they're (generally) nude. Yes, there's softcore rape and bullets to the head. However, a lack of any real action will likely see you walking away limp from this peep show long before the credits ever role.

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