Vampegeddon (Video 2010)

Chased out of the old world, the dark vampire lord Giovanni flees to the American southwest where he sets up a new brood. Longshank, Brittan's premier vampire slayer follows him here, and ... See full summary »

Director:

Jeffrey Alan Miller

Writer:

David C. Hayes

Stars:

Michael Alvarez, Richard Anderson, Josh Bingenheimer

Cast

Credited cast:
Michael Alvarez	...	Scumbag
Richard Anderson	...	Reincarnated Vampire 1
Josh Bingenheimer	...	Ted
Corey Busboom	...	Reincarnated Vampire 3
Jenna Contreras	...	Vampire Woman 4
Sugar Cox	...	Mona
Shane Dean	...	Giovani
Rick Dyer	...	Igor
Jimmy Flowers	...	Kent
David C. Hayes	...	Mr. Rizzowski
Liana Hubbard	...	Vampire Woman 2
Chynna Lyons	...	Vampire Woman 1
Brittany Madrid	...	Indian Squaw
Danny Marianino	...	Hooter
Jacqueline Smith	...	Liz

Storyline

Chased out of the old world, the dark vampire lord Giovanni flees to the American southwest where he sets up a new brood. Longshank, Brittan's premier vampire slayer follows him here, and in a final confrontation in the Arizona desert both are killed. A hundred years later Melissa, a gorgeous, goth, lesbian college student, is obsessed with becoming a vampire and escaping her terrible home life. Along with her four friends, Ted, Liz, Mona, and Kent, she regularly conducts ceremonies where she tries to commune with dark forces. When she buys an old, evil book at a creepy garage sale she finally has the key she has been searching for. Following her dreams of Giovanni and a map in the book the five friends hike out to "Massacre Lane" and finally summon up some real vampires.

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Plot Keywords:

arizona | goth | garage sale | one word title | prankster | 

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Taglines:

Your time is over, Giovani!

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Genres:

Horror

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

8 June 2010 (USA)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Trout Creative

Technical Specs

Color:

Color Color (HD)

Did You Know?

Trivia

The night exteriors were lit with two 5k's and a 4 bank kino flo. The production was loaned a generator, but had no way to move it around. This led to them not being able to bring the lights close to the action, due to a lack of cable. Surprisingly, most of the footage was at least bright enough to use, though not nearly as pretty as hoped.

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Quotes

Mona: The tem... for the peggans... is at hand

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Connections

Referenced in Bad Movie Beatdown: Metal Man (2012)

User Reviews

Just Say No

"I want mooooooore/Get on the floooooooor"

I considered just using the above lyrics as the full review for this horrible, horrible movie. They embody the lame, triteness and utter incompetence of it. I gave this movie a 3 to dissuade people from watching it as a good/bad movie. It's just flat out bad without the benefit ironic grins to save it.

I'll frequently get movies based on titles alone. It's a crap shoot. "The Nude Vampire" paid off. "Vampegeddon" came up snake eyes. This movie disappoints at every frame from the overly long and confusing pre- credit sequence in which the dialogue sounds dubbed to forced attempts at humor. Rather than characters, you get stereotypes of stereotypes including what I guess was meant to be a nod to Jay and Silent Bob...except Silent Bob won't shut up. Apparently, unless you're the head vampire, you're either retarded or can't find your inhaler which causes your to hyperventilate.

Here's the thing - The head vampire needs teens to call him forth yet they're given the means to do it by...another vampire. Plot point hole, meet Mac Truck.

This genre depends on suspending your disbelief. Or great special effects. Or lots of sex and flesh. None of that is here.

That said, you have to have a certain amount of admiration for someone that actually makes a movie, no matter how horrible it is.