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A Vampire's Tale (2009)

Umbrage (original title)
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When a dysfunctional family moves into a remote farm terror emerges from the darkness in the form of a vampire cowboy hell bent on revenge.

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In the Old West, the assassination of an ageing cowboy is thwarted by a sultry vampiress, the would-be killer left for dead in the dust. A hundred years later an ancient obsidian mirror, long unearthed from the Mesopotamian desert, is liberated from an American collector's vault and illegally transported to Europe. Jacob, an unscrupulous antiques dealer, moves to a remote farmhouse with his pregnant young wife, Lauren, and his difficult ward, Rachel. His goals are clear: to pass this near-priceless mirror to the highest bidder, and to prevent these two women from ripping each other apart. Nearby, a beautiful ornithologist, in nocturnal pursuit of the Screech Owl, is disturbed in her hide by a couple of noisy hikers. Her efforts ruined, she joins them by their campfire, but when one of them is mysteriously mutilated in the woods, she and the other are forced to flee and seek refuge at Jacob's farm. Something has been unleashed into the dark of that night.... Shadows take on a life of ... Written by Anonymous

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Darkness is your only friend

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Horror | Western

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Rated R for bloody violence, sexual content, nudity, language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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17 October 2012 (UK)  »

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£75,000 (estimated)
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Phelan: How about you and i go on a one way trip to hell... just as long as i win the seat
Phelan: You, me and the devil makes three
Phelan: They say that god kills half her offspring at birth that kinda gives us all a favor... but does give her one hell of a motive
Phelan: Us creatures of the night get to watch alot of movies
Phelan: There's no such thing as last man standing when Lillith's concered
Phelan: It just so happens there are worse thingsthan me out tonight
Phelan: Forget adam and eve... first there was adam and lillith
Phelan: [on a shotgun] ...
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complete rubbish
22 October 2011 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

This film had no point, no real story & rubbish characters. I was unable to watch the whole film due to the fact i fell asleep through lack of anything to keep me awake. How anybody can rate this film any good is beyond me, i rated it 1 because that is the lowest. I am a fan of Vampire films (Blade films, 30 Days of Night) because of the suspense & Vampires but Umbrage was a big disappointment on both counts. I don't understand what genre this fits into Horror, NO, thriller, NO, comedy, NO, a bad joke, YES. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A VERY BAD FILM. I really can not think of anything good to say about this film. Don't go down in the woods today because you could bump into some wooden actors disguised as trees & you would not even notice the difference. I hope there is a Umbrage 2, it will be perfect for insomniacs. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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