When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized possession gets passed around leading to a sexually transmitted disease.
The Goats are about to face Overland U, their most storied rivals and not to mention, their first televised game of the season. The catch is... they're gonna have to do so without their starting quarterback, Travis James, suspended by the dean for soliciting a prostitute. Coach Daniels' pleads with the dean to pay off the officials like they usually do but dean's decision stands firm. That leaves Alex to start as QB, who's been complacent being the back-up quarterback, fearing the pressures of having to be the number one guy and just wanting to party. Rather than ...
Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to third string. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys.
After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics.
When several players, including Alex, find themselves in danger of failing off the team, Alex hatches a plan to get an 'A' without having to study by entertaining his literature professor's horny old mother.
During "Marathon Monday" a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him.