Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned (2009 Video Game)
David 'Dave' Grossman: I'm being shafted. By the law! Do you have any idea what that feels like?
Johnny Klebitz: Mercifully not.
Billy Grey: So Johnny, where's my bike?
Johnny Klebitz: You know where it is.
Billy Grey: Let me rephrase the question: where the fuck is my bike and why haven't you fucking gotten it back, friend-brother?
Ashley Butler: Just say the word, sugar, and we'll ride off into the sunset.
Johnny Klebitz: Yeah, you, me, and that little habit of yours.
Ashley Butler: You're my habit, Johnny.
Johnny Klebitz: Anyone looking for a fat slav with a bladder problem?
Congressman Thomas Stubbs III: [Revealing he's completely naked] Thomas Stubbs. How are you?
Johnny Klebitz: Well... now that you mention it, I'm feeling a bit queasy.