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Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned (Video Game 2009) Poster

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Billy Grey: So Johnny, where's my bike?

Johnny Klebitz: You know where it is.

Billy Grey: Let me rephrase the question: where the fuck is my bike and why haven't you fucking gotten it back, friend-brother?

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Billy Grey: Get my bike!

Johnny Klebitz: What am I? YOUR FUCKING DOG?

Brian Jeremy: I told you we should have got the bike.

Johnny Klebitz: You told me? You told me? You don't tell me shit, you little fuck.

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Johnny Klebitz: Anyone looking for a fat slav with a bladder problem?

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Congressman Thomas Stubbs III: [Revealing he's completely naked] Thomas Stubbs. How are you?

Johnny Klebitz: Well... now that you mention it, I'm feeling a bit queasy.

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David 'Dave' Grossman: I'm being shafted. By the law! Do you have any idea what that feels like?

Johnny Klebitz: Mercifully not.

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Ashley Butler: Just say the word, sugar, and we'll ride off into the sunset.

Johnny Klebitz: Yeah, you, me, and that little habit of yours.

Ashley Butler: You're my habit, Johnny.

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Billy Grey: [Repeated line] Brian, shut up.

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The Lost Biker: [During arm wrestling] Tell you what, when it's lip wrestling, you win haands down.

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Johnny Klebitz: [Crashes into a vehicle while on his bike] Not again!

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Johnny Klebitz: [When a prostitute leaves] Man, I am going straight to hell.

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Johnny Klebitz: [When a prostitute leaves] That... doesn't usually happen.

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Johnny Klebitz: [During a shootout] Fuck! You! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

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Johnny Klebitz: [During a shootout] I don't care if I die!

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