The Inheritance (I) (2011)
Julie: What type of black family holds a reunion in the middle of the winter? Do they ski?
Martin: I doubt it.
Julie: Are they going to barbecue?
Tyrone: Family reunion in the snow. They couldn't have this shit in Puerto Rico?
Lily: Okay look, I'm a cook. He writes, he fights, and you, what? You play video games?
Lily: Of video games?
Simpson: Just leave it at that.
Karen: I guess for dinner, the three of you will be having some nice, yummy, delicious servings of ass-kissing. Because guess what. I don't beg.
Felicia: This is no joke. This is not some old wives tale. This is a motherfucking cult! They start by draining the virgin's blood.
Karen: Aunt Felicia, Lily's not a virgin.
Uncle Melvin: Exactly.
Felicia: Well then a lesbian, which is good enough for the family.