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"Life" Shelf Life (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(I) (2009)

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Charlie Crews: You wanna know how to beat it?

Dani Reese: You can beat a lie detector?

Charlie Crews: Yeah, it's easy. You just tell the truth.

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Erin Cordette: You wouldn't understand, sir.

Charlie Crews: You don't expect a lot, do ya?

Erin Cordette: I get what I get, and I don't get upset, sir.

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Charlie Crews: Come on, let's follow her.

Robert Stark: We don't have a warrant, or a ticket.

Charlie Crews: Come on, the door's open, we just walk on. That plane - you don't need a ticket if you look like you have a ticket.

Robert Stark: No, Charlie, *you* don't need a ticket, because you look like you have a ticket. Me? I need a ticket.

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Young Woman: Is there anything else you need?

Charlie Crews: Well, if it's a specific question, I don't *need* anything. If it's a more general question...

Erin Cordette: Excuse me.

[leading him away]

Charlie Crews: ...Sometimes I think I don't need anything, but I do, and just don't know it.

Charlie Crews: [she hauls him into the restroom] Oh, is this what I need?

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Gus Wilvern: You name is?

Charlie Crews: Charlie Crews.

Gus Wilvern: *That* Charlie Crews?

Charlie Crews: No, *this* Charlie Crews.

Gus Wilvern: The falsely-accused Charlie Crews.

Charlie Crews: No, Detective Charlie Crews.

Gus Wilvern: You look a lot different in person.

Charlie Crews: I *am* a lot different in person.

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Pete Magnus: How'd you get in my perimeter?

Charlie Crews: Your mom. She's really friendly.

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