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Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II (TV Short 2008) Poster

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Mon Mothma: [to Restaurant waiter] I'll have the calimari.

Admiral Ackbar: Well. I guess I'll have the insensitive bitch. With a side of fuck you!

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Darth Vader: Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...

Emperor Palpatine: [interrupting Vader] Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever. That flight was a fucking nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?

Darth Vader: [shamefully] Yes...

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Darth Vader: [pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt] Is that yours?

Emperor Palpatine: No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... Fuck you stripey bag.

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Emperor Palpatine: Well, my suitcase is gone; sacrificed to the airport guards. Now I'm here for two fucking weeks with one fucking robe. Ohh! Now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex.

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Emperor Palpatine: [as a surfboard is passing by him on the Death Star luggage conveyor belt] Wow, for real?

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Han Solo: The empire is chasing us, they simply will not cease! Oh man my nuts are freezing Ken i'm about this bitch

Han SoloLuke Skywalker: Peace!

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