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(2013)

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Nathan: Hello, 9-1-1? My friend is bleeding out of her vagina! Why are you laughing at me?

Neil: How's your acid reflux?

Veronica: How's your HPV?

Neil: It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.

Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.

Neil: No, lets. Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg.

Neil: Chicken.

Veronica: Egg!

Neil: Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.

Veronica: How's Veronica?

Neil: Veronica's fine, Veronica.

Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.

Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!

Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!

Neil: Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?

Veronica: Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?

Neil: You know the answer is yes.

Brian: You fucked my girlfriend, dude!

Pete: One time... for a week.

Veronica: Neil.

Neil: Veronica.

Veronica: Neil. You look pale.

Neil: You look pregnant.

Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.

Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.

Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.

Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.

Veronica: Dorothy?

Neil: Blanche.

Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!

Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.

Fake Robin: Wait, let me get this straight. So you knew all the way back then? You knew that she was a dude?

Fake Batman: Whole time.

Fake Robin: Why did you make me kiss her? Him. It. This.

Fake Batman: I don't know. I guess I woke up this morning with a little case of the fuckarounds.

Arlene: Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women.

Robert: Our research doesn't support that, sir.

Fake Batman: Excuse me, I'm gonna go do some Batman-ing.

Arlene: [about the iBabe] Look, at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on the box.

Boss: MP3 players don't have a warning not to have sex with it, right? A bag of potato chips doesn't have a warning, "Please don't fuck these potato chips"!

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Robert: Hey, guys! Come check out this kid's weird pubes!

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Fake Robin: What the hell are you doing here, Batman? You're gonna ruin this!

Fake Batman: Calm down! Look, I read on Twitter that a supervillain is gonna bomb this loser meet-and-greet so I'm here to save the day like I do all the time. I mean, you know, it's my thing. I'm the Batman.

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Robert: It's very important to us that Kevin has a normal and complete high school experience.

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Fake Supergirl: Hi, I'm Supergirl.

Fake Robin: My name...

Fake Batman: [under the table speaking on an earpiece feeding to Robin's ear] I'm Robin.

Fake Robin: [to Supergirl] ... Hi, I'm Robin.

Fake Batman: [to Robin] Um, so where are you from?

Fake Robin: So where are you from?

Fake Supergirl: Krypton.

Fake Robin: Oh, Krypton. That's, that's, uh...

Fake Batman: Oh shit.

Fake Robin: Oh shit.

Fake Batman: Dude, I can see her snatch.

Fake Robin: Dude I can s... uh...

Fake Batman: Oh my god, I can't believe the size of this thing. It's like a giant fucking cornfield, it's enormous down here. It's crazy, look at that, I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson can walk out of that and I can play catch with him.

Fake Robin: Krypton, like the... I hear it's really nice. I have never been...

Fake Supergirl: You didn't hear that the sun supernova'd and destroyed our entire race?

Fake Batman: I'd wash dishes with it...

Fake Robin: Did it? I did not...

Fake Batman: It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing.

[Supergirl's expression changes]

Fake Robin: What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you...

Fake Supergirl: Yeah, I can hear him! I can also see Batman underneath the table.

Fake Robin: 'Cause of the X-ray vision, of course.

Fake Supergirl: No, I can just see him. It's a café table. I mean, it's really obvious.

Fake Batman: [pops head from under the table, to Supergirl] Hi.

Fake Supergirl: Hi.

[storms off]

Fake Robin: I'm so sorry about your family dying.

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Narrator: They're not trying to take over your world, they're just trying to find a little place in your hearts. Remember, machines: they're full of kids.

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